Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen suggested that the reason a seven-year-old girl died in the custody of U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) recently was because her parents crossed the border into the country. The little Guatemalan girl died of dehydration and exhaustion shortly after going into cardiac arrest following a fever of over 105 degrees. […] More
Every day Fox News broadcasts hours upon hours of propaganda, fear-mongering, and outright lies to keep their aging viewership gripped by the terror of some sort of “other.” The network has been drumming up anti-immigrant sentiment for much longer than Trump has been a force in politics. Last night, Fox host Tucker Carlson may have […] More
*3-5 seconds* is merely a suggestion. Take all the time that you need. 1. This isn’t a baby with an old face. jaykirsch / Via reddit.com 2. Nope, this woman is not a giant. And, he’s so not touching her butt. u/the_unlight / Via reddit.com 3. This guy isn’t staring at the cameraman. @cassepaslatetee / Via Twitter: […] More
We’re in the middle of holiday season, which can be one of the roughest, if not the roughest, time of year for some people. It’s easy for people to get overwhelmed, lonely, and depressed, but this anonymous man’s lovely advice just be helpful. More
When we think of Santa, we typically imagine an older, heavily-bearded white man sporting little reading glasses and a twinkle in his eye. But a new poll from logo design company Graphic Springs has found that some people think its high time Santa had a rebrand. Specifically, into a woman, or a gender-neutral being. The […] More
Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s most loyal crusader against the truth, appeared on CNN’s ‘Cuomo Prime Time’ to spar with host Chris Cuomo over the now well-substantiated allegations that Trump directed Cohen to make hush money payments to women during the 2016 election in violation of campaign finance law. Kellyanne Conway’s husband George seems like he wasn’t […] More
Gift giving is one of the best parts about the holiday season. Once you’ve found the perfect present for that special someone, the anticipation of them opening it is almost too much to handle. At our house, my mom likes to prolong the unwrapping process by layering each of our gifts in ungodly amounts of […] More
An inebriated New Zealand man recently broke into a zoo and tried to steal a monkey. It turned out it was a poorly thought-out plan as the tiny monkeys proceeded to kick his @ss. According to VICE a 23-year-old man named John, who admitted he was “high as a kite” at the time, thought he’d simply […] More
For those unfamiliar, the Elf on the Shelf is a Christmas tradition in which the toy Elves supposedly keep an eye on the children of the household, and report their good or bad behaviors back to Santa every night until Christmas. Parents are expected to find a new hiding place for the Elf nightly. Some […] More
You could say that 19-year-old South Dakota State University student Kade Walker has a pretty good relationship with his political science professor, Dave Wiltse. The sophomore calls Wiltse “really great” and “really funny,” and went so far as to post a tweet of his professor’s response to an email confirming the time of an exam. […] More
Trump is reportedly considering his son-in-law, Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner, to fill the soon-to-be-vacant chief of staff position. Current Chief of Staff John Kelly will be out by the end of the year, and Trump is currently interviewing five final candidates to replace him, including Kushner. Kushner is already a White House advisor, a job […] More
Trump’s pet border wall project is in trouble. He doesn’t have enough Republican votes to get his budget through the House of Representatives and Democrats aren’t going to pay for it. Recently, he staged a press ambush to try to force Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Chuck Schumer (D-NY) to give him some Democratic votes, but […] More
They say you can never judge a book by its cover. This statement has never been truer than when said in reference to one extremely muscular bodybuilder named Søren Falby. The unbelievably Hulk-like man may look like he’d snap you in half but we shouldn’t be so quick to judge. Meet Søren Falby, an extremely chiseled […] More
As he so often does President Donald Trump started his day by waking up bright and early and immediately rage-tweeting. He started off by claiming that his immigration policies were perfectly on track and that Mexico WOULD be paying for The Wall™ despite no evidence existing in support of that outlandish claim. I often stated, […] More
There are few things that bring us greater joy than pure unadulterated petty behavior on the internet. Sometimes the pettiness is justified, other times it’s just petty for the sake of being petty. Either way, we get a thrill out of watching it go down. Today, one of the pettiest crimes in the history of petty crimes […] More
