With Halloween upon us, it’s no secret that everyone is excited to get their candy and costume on. Regardless if you’re into spooky stories and scary movies, there’s no denying that the Halloween is one of the best seasons of the year.
Aside from the Halloween costume parties and the “poison punch” we get to drink, we get to make themed-jokes for all to laugh at. There’s nothing better than a good seasonal pun–amiright?
The Halloween knock-off costume names are so good pic.twitter.com/NC2DWjGR4g
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) October 18, 2016
the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations pic.twitter.com/aI94KXYzG3
— ghostmotorfinger (@crucifunker) October 21, 2018
me: *ringing up 85 boxes of chocolate*
cashier : haha getting ready for Halloween are we?
— alyssa ? (@_alyssa0911) October 10, 2018
idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven’t talked to since high school
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) September 5, 2015
The scariest Halloween costume I can think of is “regular adult who wants to show you how well they play piano”
— Paul Welsh (@paulbwelsh) October 31, 2012
If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die
— september22 (@hodgesboi15) October 12, 2013
ah yes, halloween. the scary day. the day when everything is terrifying. unlike the other normal days of this year . . .
— Patrick G Pettis (@pgpfineart) October 9, 2017
me on halloween vs me the rest of the year pic.twitter.com/NoFCicOnTD
— Fall ?? (@holidayfeels) September 11, 2016
For Halloween this year I’m going as a fatter version of myself last year.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 12, 2016
My daughters used to wear inappropriately sexy costumes for Halloween but now that they’re 16 they only dress that way all the time.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) October 27, 2014