Therapist: It seems like you have a problem with projecting your feelings onto others.
Me: No, I don’t. You’re the one with the problem.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) March 10, 2018
Therapist: so you asked him out
Me: well no, but see yesterday he liked my photo and today I liked his photo and then he rt’d my tweet and
Therapist: I cant handle this
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) February 18, 2018
me, showing my therapist my twitter pic.twitter.com/x68INzL4Vy
— poetic kate (@poetickate) March 15, 2018
Me: I used to get joy from twitter but now it makes me upset.
Therapist: what if you just didn’t use it anymore?
Me: not sure I understand
— Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss) October 16, 2017
Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized pic.twitter.com/Axm1AHaxWl
— Y’all won (@sogodly_) March 15, 2018
I Ghosted My Therapist After Crying In Her Office: A Memoir
— lee (@punkcorgi) March 16, 2018
My therapist when I start yet another session with “so there’s this new guy…” pic.twitter.com/HiLQcBavbi
— festive gay tweets (@urdadssidepiece) March 14, 2018
me talking to my therapist pic.twitter.com/W7dWps2pub
— logan ? (@deathlylogan) March 10, 2018
American women should be able to write off the first 30 hours of therapy this year.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) September 21, 2018
me telling my therapist all my traumas and how wrong my life is going vs me making jokes about that traumas and ignoring them. pic.twitter.com/iSKNuKVeKO
— pau? (@SrtaPCA) December 3, 2018