The 30 Most Hilarious Responses To Trump’s Horrifying Fast Food Catering

The world collectively lost their appetites today when Trump, left without cooks and caterers for his event celebrating the college football national champions, laid out a spread of American fast food. Ever seen big macs served on silver trays and Wendy’s under the glow of fancy candles in golden candelabras? You shouldn’t have.

The real victims here are the Clemson Tigers, who worked so hard to become champions but made the mistake of doing so while Trump was president.

According to Trump, he’s paying for the meal himself, which means he probably didn’t. What is believable is that he said that the Tigers would probably like the fast food because football players are big.

“We went off and we ordered American fast food, paid for by me,” he said. “Lots of hamburgers, lots of pizza. I think they’d like it better than anything we could give. We have some very large people that like eating, so I think we’re going to have a little fun.”

But the Democrats are terrible for taking a trip to Puerto Rico, right?

The Tigers probably aren’t having much fun tonight, but the entire internet sure is:

Thank you for your service, Twitter.