The world collectively lost their appetites today when Trump, left without cooks and caterers for his event celebrating the college football national champions, laid out a spread of American fast food. Ever seen big macs served on silver trays and Wendy’s under the glow of fancy candles in golden candelabras? You shouldn’t have.
— Joel Franco (@OfficialJoelF) January 15, 2019
The real victims here are the Clemson Tigers, who worked so hard to become champions but made the mistake of doing so while Trump was president.
According to Trump, he’s paying for the meal himself, which means he probably didn’t. What is believable is that he said that the Tigers would probably like the fast food because football players are big.
“We went off and we ordered American fast food, paid for by me,” he said. “Lots of hamburgers, lots of pizza. I think they’d like it better than anything we could give. We have some very large people that like eating, so I think we’re going to have a little fun.”
But the Democrats are terrible for taking a trip to Puerto Rico, right?
The Tigers probably aren’t having much fun tonight, but the entire internet sure is:
All the black Clemson players eating their Big Macs at the White House…
— ? DLC Jr. ? (@SirClark_757) January 15, 2019
They have video of Trump calling the 4 for $4 Great American Food while some guy is lighting candles by a bunch of Big Macs and then explaining this is why we need the Wall. I kid you not, this is real life https://t.co/A2Gpv1fzWO pic.twitter.com/Nmh4iOe0jd
— Robert Littal (@BSO) January 14, 2019
Trump finally gets a championship team that’s willing to degrade themselves enough to meet him at the White House and all he does is spend a whopping $3 per player on Big Macs.
He literally had a Big Mac party for Clemson football players
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) January 15, 2019
750 17th Street NW, Washington DC (nearest McDonald's to the White House)
Drive Through Window: Could you repeat that?
Secret Service: I need 500 hundred Big Macs, 50 Filet-O-Fishes, 1000 Chicken McNuggets, and all the fries you got.
DT: Anything to drink? https://t.co/WXYdjEcuYq
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 15, 2019
I can see the Big Macs from here. https://t.co/RmmJVyuoa2
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) January 14, 2019
— West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) January 15, 2019
Imagine walking in the White House only to be served cold Big Macs. pic.twitter.com/ewTwh1SGPT
— Chinning Tatum (@auntiebaecc) January 15, 2019
What if we build the wall out of Big Macs? https://t.co/BuhbdOMXPx
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 15, 2019
Barack Obama had Chicago style pizza and hot dogs flown in for his 2009 Super Bowl party and the far right thought he was sex trafficking children.
Donald Trump served Big Macs to the National Champs, and the far right thinks it's proof he's a man of the people.
— Mike Rothschild (@rothschildmd) January 15, 2019
Drive-Thru: “May I take your order”.
Trump: “Big Mac”.
Drive-Thru: “Just the sandwich?”
Trump: “Yes. All of them”.
Drive-Thru: “Excuse me?”
Trump: “Give me all of your Big Macs or else I will build a wall around your parking lot”.
— Michael Furburger (@FurburgerMayor) January 15, 2019
When them boys went to the White House as champions and saw all them Big Macs..
— Gerald Alexander (@GAlexander21) January 15, 2019
A Big Mac served on a silver platter is probably the best metaphor for Trump’s presidency that I can think of, and… here he is… serving Big Macs on silver platters. The simulation be glitching. https://t.co/uLKVxXOkZf
— Kentington Clarke ? (@KentingtonC) January 15, 2019
When no one shows up to your birthday but you still get Big Macs https://t.co/ud9SSCra1q
— Jimbo James (@JimboEJames) January 15, 2019
If I’m one of those Clemson players I’m leaving with like 5 of those Big Macs in my jacket.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 15, 2019
Who do y'all think will get the leftover Big Macs?
Hint: He will be eating them in bed, while watching the Gorilla Channel. pic.twitter.com/Zc0lep8Vs4
— Covfefe Jones, King of Intransigent Usurpation? (@King_Of_Shade) January 15, 2019
guarantee you trump is hiding big macs behind random bookcases and sculptures for a midnight snack later.
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) January 15, 2019
I love this so much.
Clemson has nutrition and fitness people on staff counting every calorie these players eat.
Their WH visit includes cold, soggy Big Macs. https://t.co/aAQ1Qqkp2G
— Josh Newman (@Joshua_Newman) January 14, 2019
This has me wondering if this is because Trump is so cheap that he's not willing to pay for nicer food, or is he such a child that he still considers Big Macs to be a delightful treat for Good Boys who do what daddy says?
— TransmorpherDDS (@TransmorpherD) January 15, 2019
You know Trump told the Clemson players he slaved over a hot stove for hours making all those Big Macs and Filet-o-Fish sandwiches. ? pic.twitter.com/iD6YVntd9S
— Linda Childers (@lindachilders1) January 15, 2019
I won't believe Trump paid for those Big Macs until I see a receipt.
Come on reporters, you are so damn gullible!
— Melinda Byerley (@MJB_SF) January 15, 2019
Nothing will make me laugh harder than thinking of WH staff busting out these probably expensive silver serving platters and piling it high with Big Macs https://t.co/MHEEjy6TP3
— connor (@rockiesVSconnor) January 14, 2019
Trump: “before we eat I would like to say thank you to the baby Jesus for blessing us with these Big Macs and multitudes of dipping sauces. Also I’m required to say the McRib will be returning February 12th, congrats on your football win go lions!” https://t.co/2aNiKCUSrx
— cranberri sauce (@gingerishjay) January 15, 2019
Remember when clickservative media was upset that Obama was debasing the Presidency by putting his feet up on the Oval Office desk? I think Trump's dinner featuring ornate trays filled with McNugget dipping sauce and Big Macs is much worse. pic.twitter.com/VAVlXazWsd
— Paul Green (@bigsexy_tote) January 15, 2019
Going after the Big Macs like… pic.twitter.com/P4x0wxL2zL
— Orlandissident (@LTMac61) January 14, 2019
— Paul Lee Ticks (@PaulLeeTicks) January 15, 2019
Trump: "Here ya go Clemson, cleanup after all those Big Macs." pic.twitter.com/8v54UROpma
— Lars McMurtry (@larsmcmurtry) January 15, 2019
can you imagine the look on the teenage manager's face when the call comes in on the red nuclear hotline at Washington DC Maccas that the President needs 200 Big Macs and a bathtub worth of sweet and sour McNugget sauce pic.twitter.com/TGm8XycXVT
— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) January 15, 2019
Lemme get this straight… the government is shut down, so there's no kitchen staff in the White House, which means Trump had to pay for the catering himself, …and the best that cheap bastard (self proclaimed billionaire) could do was Big Macs?! Got it. pic.twitter.com/bDAYmfelVN
— Sari Gagnon (@ScariSariGagnon) January 15, 2019
Harry Potter how could you https://t.co/Tv6aYddJ8q
— Yes You're Sexist (@YesYoureSexist) January 15, 2019
WE NEED 300 MORE BIG MACS HAVE THEM DELIVERED UPSTAIRS pic.twitter.com/3qajMvl53G
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) January 15, 2019
Thank you for your service, Twitter.