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Mike Pence Gets Ridiculed For Starting His Government Shutdown Early

Masha Fante December 11, 2018, 5:45 pm 1k Views

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— Scott Gustin (@ScottGustin) December 11, 2018

Trump pulled a press stunt today, inviting the press in to cover his “negotiations” with Democratic Congressional leaders Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) over funding the government and forcing U.S. taxpayers to foot the bill for his expensive border wall. Continue reading
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Google’s CEO Had To Explain To Republican Steve King That Google Doesn’t Make iPhones

Lindsey Weedston December 11, 2018, 5:30 pm

After @SteveKingIA raises inscrutable concerns about iPhones, Google CEO Sunday Pichai patiently informs him, "Congressman, iPhone is made by a different company." pic.twitter.com/TiNZ1t3VRo
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 11, 2018

The Google hearing today turned from funny to funny with a backdrop of “oh god humanity’s not going to make it” when CEO Sundar Pichai had to explain to Steve King that Google does not, in fact, make iPhones. Representative Steve “Corn Hitler” King took up actual seconds in this hearing to claim that advertisements saying […] More
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Nancy Pelosi Mocks Trump’s ‘Manhood’ After Border Wall Squabble

Jake Currie December 11, 2018, 4:35 pm 974 Views

Trump: “Nancy’s in a situation where it’s not easy for her to talk right now...”

Pelosi shot back: “Mr. President, please don’t characterize the strength that I bring to this meeting as the leader of the House Democrats—who just won a big victory.” https://t.co/eLRseJEkZL pic.twitter.com/NltGUtT1mr
— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) December 11, 2018

Today Trump was scheduled to meet with Democratic Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and House Democratic Minority Leader (and soon-to-be House Speaker) Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to discuss keeping the government open. Continue reading
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Trump’s Die-Hard Fans Aren’t Buying His ‘Witch-Hunt’ Claims Anymore

Mariam Sharia December 11, 2018, 2:59 pm

Even the most ardent Donald Trump loyalists are started to question the president’s oft-repeated “witch hunt” claims in the wake of the campaign law violations presented by special counsel Robert Mueller last week, reports Axios. The outlet indicated that top officials within the administration have voiced fears regarding fallout from the Mueller investigation “and are […] More
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Google Forced To Explain To Congress Why Trump’s Face Shows Up When You Search ‘Idiot’

Jake Currie December 11, 2018, 12:44 pm

CONGRESS: "When I type in the word 'idiot' images of Donald Trump appear."

GOOGLE: "Yeah, we told you it works." #GoogleHearing pic.twitter.com/SMofyukcdd
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 11, 2018

Sundar Pichai, the CEO of Google, was on Capitol Hill today taking questions from the House Judiciary Committee. Unfortunately it turned into another episode of “old people calling tech support.” Republicans are dead-set on trying to work the refs by pretending tech platforms are politically biased. Rep. Zoe Lofgren tried to put that sad talking […] More
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Newspaper’s Unfortunate Typo On A Julia Roberts Story Is Accidentally Hilarious

Masha Fante December 11, 2018, 11:49 am

Headline of the day

Julia Roberts Finds Life And Her Holes Get Better With Age pic.twitter.com/85oU83ijgi
— raf taylor (@truthis24fps) December 10, 2018

Typos happen to the best of us, particularly when they aren’t recognized by spell check. They even happen to newspapers. Just take a look at what happened to upstate New York’s The Post-Journal last Saturday after the outlet picked up an AP story about actress Julia Roberts. The headline, which read “Julia Roberts Finds Life […] More
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Trump Has Explosive TV Shouting Match With Schumer And Pelosi Over Government Shutdown

Stefan Sirucek December 11, 2018, 10:16 am

TRUMP to SCHUMER: "I am proud to shut down the government for border security, chuck. People in this country don't want criminals and people that have lots of problems and drugs pouring into our country" pic.twitter.com/E8CRW9k7pe
— Saagar Enjeti (@esaagar) December 11, 2018

Donald Trump sat down with Senator Chuck Schumer and soon-to-be Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi at the White House on Tuesday to talk to discuss border security and Trump’s Big Beautiful Wall and things got very testy. At one point an angry Trump exchanged words with Schumer and began shouting that he would shut the […] More
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25 Of Trump’s Dumbest Spelling Mistakes

Mariam Sharia December 11, 2018, 9:50 am

“Smocking Gun” pic.twitter.com/zAhsDBOtFI
— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) December 10, 2018

Over the last several years, critics of Donald Trump have wondered why the president still lacks a proofreader. His Twitter provides unfettered access to hundreds of misspellings and grammatical errors that his detractors often present as evidence of his incompetence. There are theories. According to a May 2018 report from The Boston Globe, Trump and his […] More
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This Doctor Hung A Perfect Sign Explaining Why He Will No Longer Treat Unvaccinated Children

Lex Gabrielle December 11, 2018, 9:18 am

Vaccines are such a hot button issue with parents these days. Some parents, generally known as anti-vaxxers, choose to forgo vaccinations for potentially deadly diseases because they worry about what they see as possible side effects for their children. The Center for Disease Control (CDC) and the World Health Organization (WHO) both recommend that parents […] More
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Photo of Couple Bangin’ On Top Of Pyramids Sparks International Outrage

Jake Currie December 10, 2018, 6:54 pm

A Danish artist with a history of stunts might have gone too far this time. Andreas Hvid’s latest posting features himself and an unnamed woman trespassing on a pyramid in Egypt. Continue reading
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Eric Trump Brags About Teaching His Son ‘Philanthropy’ With Zero Sense Of Irony

Lindsey Weedston December 10, 2018, 5:01 pm

Luke is so excited to help contribute to #ToysForTots! They are an incredible organization and everyone at @Trump is honored to help support this amazing cause. As for the little guy, it is never too early to teach philanthropy! ⁦@ToysForTots_USA⁩ ⁦@Trump⁩ 🚂🚂 pic.twitter.com/q5BtoVs0LN
— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) December 10, 2018

Eric Trump took to Twitter today to post photos of his surprisingly cute son, Luke. He could have just left it at that, but instead, the same guy who stole money from cancer patients for golf used the opportunity to brag that he was teaching his son about giving. Luke is so excited to help […] More
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This Gay Black Furry Is eSports’ Player Of The Year—And He’s Teaching The Far-Right A Lesson

Daily Dot December 10, 2018, 4:59 pm 1.3k Views

Meet Dominique “SonicFox” McLean, a self-described “Black Queer Furry who will mix your sh*t in fighting games.” SonicFox was just crowned Esports Player of the Year at the Game Awards 2018, and for a victory lap, he’s been dunking hardcore on Twitter’s right-wing users all weekend. It all began when SonicFox gave a shout out to the […] More

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