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Sickened Mitt Romney Rips Into Trump Over Mueller Report

Lindsey Weedston April 19, 2019, 5:29 pm

I have now read the redacted Mueller report and offer my personal reaction: pic.twitter.com/ACnExskqXJ
— Senator Mitt Romney (@SenatorRomney) April 19, 2019

Mitt Romney is trending today for tweeting his official reaction to the Mueller report and also for being a coward who only attacks Trump for points but doesn’t actually do anything to stop him or help people or at all act like a good person. The Utah senator and failed presidential candidate said he was […] More
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Female MMA Fighter Beats Up Creepy Dude Jerking Off During Her Photoshoot

Lex Gabrielle April 19, 2019, 4:08 pm

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O medo gera angústia, cria fantasmas, nos paralisa, desqualifica os nossos desejos e tira a consciência dos nossos desejos.

A post shared by Joyce Vieira 🧿 (@eujoycevieira) on Oct 27, 2018 at 4:13pm PDT

You know what they say about strong women—you don’t want to f**k with them. Recently, Brazilian mixed martial artist Joyce Vieira proved this entirely when she was in the middle of posing for a photo shoot on a beach in Rio de Janeiro and caught a guy staring at her with his whole d*ck out—jerking off. […] More
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Woman ‘Proving’ God Exists With Notre Dame Fire Photo Gets Destroyed By Twitter

Dean Altman April 19, 2019, 12:16 pm

After all the aftermath and destruction of the Notre Dame fire, the alter and cross remained untouched. Please explain to me how you don’t believe in God after seeing this. pic.twitter.com/xUFmB7VnRG
— Kaylee Crain (@kayleecrain__) April 16, 2019

Just like the Notre Dame fire, which began on April 15, caused a huge amount of damage to the historic building, an internet comment gave a young woman a severe burn on Twitter (is it too soon to be joking about the fire? Look, I don’t know). Continue reading
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Parents Didn’t Believe Their Kids When They Said A ‘Creature’ Lived In Their Closet Until They Found It 3 Days Later

Emily Burns April 19, 2019, 12:08 pm

Hi this possum was living in my children's bedroom for 3 days before we believed them. pic.twitter.com/q2XwUjtkbV
— CAITLIN. (@itsjustcaitlin) March 12, 2019

Kids are notorious for having active imaginations. Even a simple pillow fort can become a wondrous jungle where their stuffed animals come to life…ah, the joys of childhood. However, sometimes a big imagination causes parents to be rightfully skeptical when their kid tells them a story that seems just outside of reality. A mother to […] More
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This Wrong Number Text Took A Random Turn But May Have Saved A Relationship

Emily Burns April 19, 2019, 12:03 pm

Cheating is without a doubt one of the worst crimes a person can commit while in a serious relationship. If you’ve ever been cheated on, then you’re familiar with the indescribable horror of discovering the person you thought was devoted to you has, in fact, been “devoted” to someone else…or even multiple someone elses. That […] More
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Jason Momoa Shaved His Beard And I’m Not Sure How I Feel About It

Emily Burns April 19, 2019, 12:00 pm

Facial hair or lack thereof can have a huge impact on a man’s appearance. If you’ve ever seen before and after shaving photos, you know the transformations can be pretty insane. This is probably why we get so incredibly attached to male celebrity beards, such as the one resting upon the glorious face of Jason […] More
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‘Listen, Brah’: Women Are Tweeting Their Experiences With Men Bulldozing Them In Conversations

Dean Altman April 19, 2019, 11:57 am 974 Views

Some guy at a bar was telling me he loved New Yorker cartoons and I said “oh cool, I actually do New Yorker cartoons” and he said “yeah, anyway, they’re great”.
— maggie mull (@infinitesimull) April 17, 2019

You know that thing that happens when you’re talking to a guy and he brings up something you’re actually interested in, but when you go to contribute to the conversation he just steamrolls right over you? The story he’s telling is, in his mind, about him and he doesn’t want you to step in and […] More
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Finally, Pornhub Is Getting Involved In Fighting The Bee Population Decline

Emily Burns April 19, 2019, 11:55 am

In addition to all of the other craziness going on in the world today, the bees are dying out. It’s true, our honey providers and plant pollinators are rapidly disappearing and people are starting to take notice. Even popular brands like Pornhub are stepping up to save the little buzzers. In case you haven’t heard, […] More
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Father And Daughter In Viral Photo Taken Just Before Notre Dame Caught Fire Have Been Found

Emily Burns April 19, 2019, 11:53 am 1k Views

I took this photo as we were leaving #NotreDame about an hour before it caught on fire. I almost went up to the dad and asked if he wanted it. Now I wish I had. Twitter if you have any magic, help him find this 🙏🏼 pic.twitter.com/pEu33ubqCK
— Brooke Windsor (@brookeawindsor) April 16, 2019

On Monday, a fire ravaged the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, France. Moments before the flames erupted, however, one photographer captured a beautiful moment between a father and daughter in front of the historic cathedral. After days of trying to find them, Twitter was finally able to identify the pair. Earlier this week, a photo […] More
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Trump Has Cursing Meltdown Over Mueller Report, Rage Quits And Goes Golfing

Stefan April 19, 2019, 10:28 am

Statements are made about me by certain people in the Crazy Mueller Report, in itself written by 18 Angry Democrat Trump Haters, which are fabricated & totally untrue. Watch out for people that take so-called “notes,” when the notes never existed until needed. Because I never....
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 19, 2019

It’s Good Friday, the day that Good Christians somberly reflect on the crucifixion of Jesus Christ in advance of Easter Sunday. So naturally Good Christian Donald J. Trump spent his morning rage-tweeting about the “Crazy Mueller Report” and profanely arguing his innocence. Trump appeared to dispute the veracity of parts of the Mueller report, despite […] More
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Internet Calls For Teacher To Get Fired Over Comments Made On 2nd Grader’s Homework

Dean Altman April 19, 2019, 7:28 am 974 Views

My son Kamdyn's teacher has been so rude to him and myself all year he comes home with this and I am beyond frustrated that someone would write this on a childs work such great motivation
Posted by Chris R Piland on Tuesday, April 16, 2019

A teacher’s harsh comments written on a 2nd-grader’s math assignment have gone viral and prompted an online petition to fire the teacher. Continue reading
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24 Incredibly Stupid Posts That Prove The Internet Was A Mistake

Mike Primavera April 19, 2019, 6:56 am

You don’t have to be on the online very long to figure out that a huge chunk of the population dumber than a sack of nails. The internet is great because it gives everyone a voice, but it’s also terrible because it gives everyone a voice. Some people don’t need to be heard. Stupid people […] More

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