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Mike Pence Left Shocked When No One Claps For His Statement Encouraging War With Iran

Lindsey Weedston February 17, 2019, 5:20 pm

Speaking to a security conference in Munich, Pence tells his audience he brings greetings from President Trump... and not a single person claps. #awkward pic.twitter.com/JkFpsKqfgk
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 16, 2019

While speaking at the “Peace and Security in the Middle East” conference in Poland last week, Mike Pence clearly misjudged the crowd while calling for aggression against Iran and was left with deafening silence when he paused for applause. Pence, clearly expecting some kind of reaction at all, is silent and still for a full […] More
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Don Cheadle Trolls Trump And Supports Trans Kids With SNL Clothing Choices

Stefan February 17, 2019, 11:17 am 1k Views

I have always been a fan of @DonCheadle but him wearing a protect trans youth T-shirt & Soviet Union hockey jersey w/ “Trump” & “45” on the back on @nbcsnl have now put me in the super fan category. Subtle, Masterful yet Effective. #Bravo pic.twitter.com/3R6qxZHXu8
— Karamo Brown (@Karamo) February 17, 2019

Thought it’s been on for decades, as the only national comedy show that’s broadcast live, SNL still manages to make headlines on a regular basis. While the quality inevitably varies due to how quickly a show gets put together SNL’s timelines allows it to respond to news faster than anyone else around (besides late night talk shows) and, more […] More
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Trump Attacks SNL Over National Emergency Jokes, Calls For ‘Retribution’

Stefan February 17, 2019, 9:56 am

Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 17, 2019

Donald Trump may claim to be the healthiest and most hard-working president in American history but while those assertions are obvious lies, he can certainly claim the title of most thin-skinned president ever. Amazingly our hard-working president has time to golf constantly and to watch endless hours of cable TV, even tuning in religiously to […] More
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No, Ocasio-Cortez Doesn’t Have Her Boyfriend On Her Payroll

Daily Dot February 16, 2019, 3:31 pm

New from a friend inside the House. Seems like more than calendar access to me. Care to revise your statement @AOC? pic.twitter.com/Sr2HAUOkW7
— Luke Thompson (@ltthompso) February 15, 2019

On Friday morning, conservative podcast host Luke Thompson was temporarily suspended from Twitter after he stumbled across an email account attached to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s (D-N.Y.) boyfriend, Riley Roberts, and tweeted out a photo of the email. Thompson wrote “@AOC decided to put her boyfriend on staff — drawing a salary on the taxpayer’s dime. […] More
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Man’s ‘Atrocious’ List Of Demands For A Date Has People Furious

Masha Fante February 16, 2019, 3:09 pm 1.3k Views

A 35-year-old Australian man has come under fire for his misogynistic and “appalling” list of demands seeking a potential partner. Shared to Facebook, the unnamed man’s posted included weight requirements (“no skinny-fat girls thanks), race requirements (“Caucasian or maybe halfcast something exotic”), and a breast size minimum (C cup)—among other staggering demands, like having an […] More
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Trump At Serious Risk Of Heart Attack According To Cheney’s Cardiologist

Stefan February 16, 2019, 1:51 pm 1.4k Views

President Trump’s terrible diet of fast food, soft drinks, and overcooked steaks has been well-documented And despite previous boasts from Trump and his personal doctors that he’s the healthiest senior citizen in the known universe [the X year old Trump has numerous markers of poor health, including his weight. In fact, Trump’s recent physical revealed […] More
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CBS Cuts Off Trump’s National Emergency Speech For ‘The Price Is Right’

Stefan February 16, 2019, 11:38 am 1.2k Views

After 21 minutes, CBS just cut away from Trump’s speech and has gone back to the Price Is Right.
— Anthony Zurcher (@awzurcher) February 15, 2019

Donald Trump gave a long and rambling speech on Friday in which he announced his intention to declare a national emergency in order to get funding for his border wall after being denied by Congress. The speech also devolved into Trump praising or bashing various media figures like Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter. While, according […] More
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Trump Gets Roasted For Declaring National Emergency And Immediately Going Golfing

Stefan February 16, 2019, 10:23 am

Here’s a photo of the president during a “national emergency”... https://t.co/aHefegGmAP
— andy lassner (@andylassner) February 16, 2019

It was less than a week ago that Donald Trump declared himself to be the hardest working president in American history. This week he declared a national emergency and then immediately went golfing. Yes nothing says “emergency” like donning your all-beige weekend leisure outfit and hitting the links in Palm Beach, especially right after you’ve […] More
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This Clip Of Ilhan Omar Blasting A Man Who Covered Up A Massacre Is Going Viral

Lindsey Weedston February 15, 2019, 5:39 pm

This Trump adviser helped cover up U.S. involvement in the largest mass killing in modern Latin American history — and Rep. llhan Omar isn’t letting him forget it pic.twitter.com/rKIO22ylKy
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) February 15, 2019

People are loving a clip from a recent hearing in which Ilhan Omar, the first Muslim congresswoman in the history of the U.S., enraging a life-long Republican who oversaw and lied about a civilian massacre in El Salvador. Elliot Abrams, who was convicted in 1991 for twice unlawfully withholding information from Congress about the Iran-Contra scandal […] More
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Trump Attacks The Constitution As Being Unconstitutional

Jessie February 15, 2019, 3:33 pm 1k Views

“Trying to use the 25th Amendment to try and circumvent the Election is a despicable act of unconstitutional power grabbing...which happens in third world countries. You have to obey the law. This is an attack on our system & Constitution.” Alan Dershowitz. @TuckerCarlson
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 15, 2019

There’s been news before that President Donald Trump’s top advisers have looked at using the Consitution to remove him from office.
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Trump Accidentally Admitted There Is No Emergency Even As He Declared One

Jake Currie February 15, 2019, 2:54 pm 1.1k Views

The president describes the process of declaring a national emergency -- and getting sued pic.twitter.com/knUzNxznTI
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) February 15, 2019

Today President Trump took the unprecedented step of declaring a national emergency on the southern U.S. border in an attempt to bypass Congress and build his border wall. In his speech, Trump noted that there would undoubtedly be court challenges to his declaration and he might have inadvertently provided ammunition to the challengers. There were […] More
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Tomi Lahren Mocked ‘Angry Feminists’ For Valentine’s Day So Twitter Showed Her Some Love

Mariam Sharia February 15, 2019, 12:40 pm 1.6k Views

It’s Valentine’s Day! I wonder how many angry feminists are screaming and punching at the sky today...

XOXO
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) February 14, 2019

Like many conservative Twitter personalities, a significant portion of Tomi Lahren‘s tweets seem as though their aim is to bait, mock, and deride rather than present any sort of informed political commentary or thoughtful argument. Valentine’s Day was no exception. Lahren commemorated the holiday by lashing out at feminists in a tweet implying we are […] More

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