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AOC Drags Ted Cruz After He Says Democrats Want To Eradicate Cows

It may only last four days but the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, is the gift that keeps on giving.

We’ve gotten to see the My Pillow guy preach about Trump being God’s champion, Don Jr. prove that he will never get his own standup special, and Donald Trump try to get to second base with the American flag.

It can’t get weirder…can it?

STRAP IN.

One of the greatest threats to the conservative agenda of enriching the already-rich at the expense of poor people and the health of the planet is political newcomers like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez coming along and proposing bold, progressive policies that actually get people excited about improving the world.

They can’t have that. No that makes conservatives very nervous.

Perhaps due to those nerves their efforts to destroy AOC’s credibility and that of her proposed Green New Deal are becoming increasingly desperate.

The latest absurdity, courtesy of America’s first replicant Congressman, Ted Cruz, is the claim that Democrats…”want to kill all the cows.”

AOC was quick to point out just how desperate conservatives are becoming in their attempts to deny that climate change is real and to stop any environmental protections that might affect their bottom line.

Judging from the number of Republicans hitting the same note it appears to be a new conservative strategy to convince Americans that liberals want to take, not just their guns away, but also their burgers.

Trump has mentioned it and there was even a recent FOX panel where a speaker rose to decry the liberal’s anti-cow agenda and to explain that it would affect not only cows but all…”beef animals.”

The internet had more than a few thoughts about this latest dumb thing.

Another bright bulb at CPAC went beyond cows and hamburgers to claim that Democrats were taking America down a road where there would soon be no suitable human food left at all…

DOG FOOD! THE LIBERALS WANT YOU TO EAT GODDAMN DOG FOOD! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, AMERICA!?

These people are insane.