That said it’s no secret that the secret word these days is “AOC” because whenever the name of Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is uttered conservatives lose their collective minds and start babbling nonsensically.
Such was the case in print form when conservative columnist Jane Chastain penned a rage-bait piece bizarrely suggesting people should boycott Girl Scout cookies because Ocasio-Cortez is a former member of the organization.
In a column titled “AOC Was A Girl Scout…Just Say No To The Cookies” Chastain argues that the informal holiday International Women’s Day has been taken over by “radical feminists” and has aligned itself with the once-noble Girl Scouts of America, who have, in turn, strayed too far from the light of God, saying:
“Today’s Girl Scouts are a far cry from those of my youth, which trained us to put God and country before everything else. Today, God in the Girl Scout promise has an asterisk, meaning the great I AM and His moral absolutes can be replaced by anything, including oneself.”
She then bizarrely criticizes the Girl Scouts for “celebrating the victory” of former Scouts like Ocasio-Cortez, decries the fact that the majority of former Girl Scouts in Congress are Democrats, and warns people off those nefarious commie cookies, saying:
“So before you decide to embrace an International Women’s Day celebration or buy the cookies, ask yourself, “Will the country be better off with more representatives like the young socialist Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez?””
“If not, it’s a good time to start your diet.”
Yeah it makes no sense.
Ocasio-Cortez was quick to react (and to troll) her latest critic.
Boycotting cookies that teach little girls leadership skills to own the libs 👍🏽 nice job— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) March 7, 2019
I’ll take 10 😉 pic.twitter.com/CVFc0KJZum
She didn’t stop there, also promoting the organization.
PS I am extraordinarily proud of the role my constituents have played in helping to establish + support Troop 6000, the first-ever @girlscouts troop for girls experiencing homelessness: https://t.co/5VHY4X0yed— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) March 7, 2019
The sheer insanity of this latest criticism had people spitting out their Thin Mints in shock.
Introducing the newest cookie: Thin Skins https://t.co/pmKYZIBLG1— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) March 7, 2019
I'll bet they don't boycott alcohol because you were a bartender.— Dave Hogg (@stareagle) March 7, 2019
If this is true, conservatives need to really learn how to boycott effectively. AOC was a Girl Scout. She is not now. She's not selling Girl Scout cookies. She doesn't get paid by the Girl Scouts. This is like burning down a house she where she attended a party 20 some years ago https://t.co/Y7hi4a0xAG— Jim Kohl (@jimkohl) March 7, 2019
So, conservatives will boycott an organization that builds up girls? How fucking stupid can they get? https://t.co/iALym4quwv— Kelly 🍄=🐴💩 (@NotThatKellyAnn) March 7, 2019
Lunatics and mental patients. https://t.co/lA5ce7YVbr— Chris O'Brien (@chrisobrien_o) March 7, 2019
And while many were baffled, others saw it as yet another reason to buy more delicious cookies.
Time to buy MORE Girl Scout cookies 😋😋😋😋— Wren 🐦 (@erenpere) March 7, 2019
you cant make this shit up.... https://t.co/is5980kbOQ— OrangeistheNewImpeached (@OImpeached) March 7, 2019
Oh good. Yet another reason to buy more Girl Scout Cookies.— Richard J. Siegel (@RichardJSiegel) March 7, 2019
I'm trying to be healthy, so I haven't bought them I years. I guess I'll give them around the office. I owe a few people some thank you tokens.— Johary (@JoharySpark) March 7, 2019
Time for everyone to double their cookie order!!! This is shameful.— Chris J R 🇨🇦 (@Chris_J_R) March 7, 2019
Damnit! There goes my diet. I'll take a dozen.— 🌊eqtr8er🌊 (@eqtr8er) March 7, 2019
More Do-Si-Dos for me.— Theuresa Maven (@theuresamaven) March 7, 2019
I don’t normally buy cookies but this year Nom! Nom! Nom!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/dvvAzligxl— Truth Only...Matters (@VOTEeveryTIME53) March 7, 2019
More cookies for us! pic.twitter.com/rBauj8ia28— #Bernie2020 (@Byron_D_Walters) March 7, 2019
This alternate universe we find ourselves trapped in is messed up. pic.twitter.com/HUmsrmQT41— Irene (@ReenieDiva) March 7, 2019