The turnover in Trump’s White House is insanely high. Trump just can’t seem to keep all that top-notch talent in the building! Even though Trump likes to claim there are tons of people begging to work there, it turns out the only begging that’s happening is on his side of the Oval Office desk.
Trump recently announced that his Chief of Staff, General John Kelly, would be leaving at the end of the year. Thanks to Trump’s abysmally low popularity, his tendency to humiliate anyone who works for him, and his habit of committing crimes, he’s having a tough time filling the job.
NEED WORK??? A well-oiled machine based in DC and NY, and never ever in Moscow, seeks new Chief of Staff. Only whites willing to be treated like Black employees need apply. You must be willing to be yelled at, lied about, and publicly humiliated at any time.
— Touré (@Toure) December 10, 2018
— Raz (@beerandabrat) December 10, 2018
To help find the perfect candidate, beloved social media deity @TheGoodGodAbove asked his ‘faithful flock’ for some suggestions.
Who should replace John Kelly as Trump’s next Chief of Staff?#ChiefOfStaffCandidates
— God 🌈 (@TheGoodGodAbove) December 10, 2018
And boy did they deliver. There were plenty of Simpsons suggestions:
— Michael Kirkpatrick 🌍 (@OtimMichael) December 10, 2018
— The Temple Man (@TemplemandDavid) December 10, 2018
And Gritty was a heavy favorite (because everything’s better with Gritty):
— siraj hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) December 8, 2018
— Jeremy Wein (@thismyshow) December 10, 2018
Tons of celebrities are ‘qualified’ to serve under our reality TV president:
— Corporate Curmudgeon (@Corp_Curmudgeon) December 10, 2018
— Leslie Harman (@lharman73) December 10, 2018
Please make @KevinHart4real the new Chief of Staff.
— Corey Reppond (@reppocs) December 10, 2018
Word is tRump wanted Dean Cain for Chief of Staff until someone pointed out that he played Superman. Apparently that whole “truth, justice, and the American way” stuff scares the hell out of him. #ChiefOfStaffCandidates
— Derrick Shinn (@DerrickShinn) December 10, 2018