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Lady Gaga’s College Haters Had A Facebook Group Mocking Her For Wanting To Be Famous

When Lady Gaga was in university, there was a Facebook group called “Stefani Germanotta, you’ll never be famous” and now she is the FIRST woman in history to win an Oscar, Grammy, BAFTA and Golden Globe all in the same year. pic.twitter.com/UHMDQR84G4
— Majd (@majdgeorge98) February 25, 2019

by Dean March 1, 2019, 11:09 am

Sarah Silverman Calls Out ‘Arrogant’ Doctor Who Made Her Feel Uncomfortable During Mammogram

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I had a shitty time at my mammogram appt today. I have to get an ultrasound after my mammograms because I have dense breasts (insert joke here) and this radiologist — the same man I had last year — I do not like him and here is why: He opened my gown and put gel on my breasts and smeared it around with his bare hands. Then he started talking to me about my chest X-ray (I also got a chest X-Ray) and was pontificating with my boobs just out and covered in gel and cold and finally I said “Hey-can we either talk about this when I’m dressed or WHILE your doing the ultrasound? I’m not comfortable with my breasts out just shooting the shit with you” Okay so — he smears the gel on with his hands and NO GLOVES on and when he glides the ultrasound wand thing over my breasts he drags his fingers on them and it fucking bothers me. Again, AS I TOLD HIM LAST YEAR, I said “Hey! Do you need to be touching me with your fingers?” He said “No”. And he pulled them off of me. Then he added “I do that for balance.” I said “Well I believe in you and I think you can do with without your fingers on me” Look, I truly don’t think he was getting off on it, BUT it is his job to be aware that this is vulnerable for a woman. Wear fucking GLOVES - this isn’t a date. For him to be so arrogant that he didn’t even internalize the problem when I said something to him about it last year is obnoxious and probably a subconscious power thing if we’re getting deep. That was my last mammogram with this dude. Or any dude. Look. I’m a grown woman and I’m fine. But this guy does this with everyone and I know that personally it took many years into adulthood before I spoke up for myself. It’s uncomfortable and too easy to think it’s all in your head. And arrogant fucks like this doctor take advantage of women’s socialized instinct to not speak up. All this to say speak up. Trust that thing in your gut that tells you this shit ain’t right. ♥️

A post shared by Sarah Silverman (@sarahkatesilverman) on Feb 6, 2019 at 3:53pm PST

by Dean February 8, 2019, 10:58 am

Captain America Dunks On Don Trump Jr. For ‘SNL’ Mistake

It’s almost like a funny version of an S&L skit. https://t.co/JSYVOyJZNk
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 31, 2019

by Dean January 31, 2019, 12:40 pm

Cardi B Slams Trump Over Shutdown In Viral Instagram Video

Cardi B just posted this on Instagram #CardiB2020 pic.twitter.com/zg4prRUfdG
— jordan (@JordanUhl) January 16, 2019

by BloomJoy January 16, 2019, 3:57 pm

You Might Have Missed Andy Samberg’s Best, Most Woke Joke At The Golden Globes

I can’t believe Andy Samberg actually called out the US government for the assassination of members of the Black Panther party whilst hosting the Golden Globes, but he did and it was incredible. pic.twitter.com/2ULcEgqEIy
— billie (@fvmero) January 7, 2019

by Dean January 9, 2019, 2:08 pm

Samuel L. Jackson Has A Strong Opinion About The Whole MFer Controversy

by Dean January 7, 2019, 1:32 pm

Louis C.K. Courts New, Anti-‘Politically Correct’ Audience With Transphobic Jokes

i mean he's like a RW comic now. hes milo pic.twitter.com/QYOGI7TrGa
— jack allison (@jackallisonLOL) December 31, 2018

by Daily Dot December 31, 2018, 2:00 pm

Macaulay Culkin Recreated Famous Scenes From ‘Home Alone’ And The Nostalgia Is Too Real

by Emily Burns December 19, 2018, 12:16 pm

Outpouring Of Emotional Support After Pete Davidson Posts Alarming Message On Instagram

I know Ariana said this to be cool and didn’t mean no harm but I don’t like even slightest level of slight commentary from someone I know loves and respects me pic.twitter.com/T9VXaIj9MX
— ye (@kanyewest) December 15, 2018

by Lindsey Weedston December 16, 2018, 8:17 am

18 Celebrities Who Got Caught Being A Little Perverted In 2018

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Looks like they done got a hold of #MichaelBJordan’s Twitter over there at #SafeWord ?? #LupitaNyongo

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