“News” Archives - Woke Sloth

Influencer Couple Who Say Getting Jobs ‘Isn’t An Option’ Want You To Pay For Their $10K Vacation

View this post on Instagram

This is how I feel when people make money the biggest topic. Having tattoos, a pretty girlfriend and followers on Instagram opens doors for us, it’s true. We could live a lavish lifestyle and only show that, like most people on social media do. We choose not to. We have seen how people are around us when we have money and when we don’t. #grateful that we get to see both sides of the spectrum. I wish you all could experience this. Some people are quick to judge and speak. At this very moment we don’t have much, we are accepting money from my mother and also donations but we don’t hide that. This situation is teaching us a lot. #tryingtodosomethingbigger

A post shared by CAT AND ELENA (@another_beautiful_day_official) on Jun 11, 2019 at 4:24am PDT

by Masha Fante June 17, 2019, 8:50 am

Conservative Freaks Out Over ‘Demonic’ Drag Queen Storytime And Gets Ridiculed

This is demonic. To hell with liberal order. Sometimes reactionary politics are the only salutary path. pic.twitter.com/Gw4tEm8Kko
— Sohrab Ahmari (@SohrabAhmari) May 26, 2019

by Stefan May 28, 2019, 1:24 pm

Rudy Giuliani Defends Viral Nancy Pelosi Video, Accidentally Tweets Random Basketball GIF

“PELOSI STAMMERS THROUGH NEWS CONFERENCE” pic.twitter.com/1OyCyqRTuk
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 24, 2019

by Stefan May 24, 2019, 11:57 am

Twitter Is Roasting The ‘Achomlishments’ On Trump’s Handwritten Notes

Trump notes captured by @jabinbotsford:
“They want to impeach me over acts that they did”
“Dems have no achomlishments [sic poster="https://wokesloth.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/twitter-is-roasting-the-‘achomlishments’-on-trump’s-handwritten-notes-608x318.jpg"]”https://t.co/WUGczy4y2c pic.twitter.com/ealXzJEFJM
— Dan Eggen (@DanEggenWPost) May 22, 2019

by Stefan May 23, 2019, 12:00 pm

Facebook Fugitive Vows To Surrender, But Only If 15,000 People ‘Like’ His Mugshot

by Masha Fante May 23, 2019, 10:21 am

Texas Lawmaker Uses Pro-Life Logic In Bill That Would Fine Men $100 For Jerkin’ It

Somebody has the right Idea. Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat Texas lawmaker, proposed a law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child' #AbortionRights #MyBodyMyChoicePeriod https://t.co/i3tA6Hk7YK
— Rebecca Davis (@RebeccaDavisTV) May 16, 2019

by Stefan May 21, 2019, 12:24 pm

Hoo Boy, Kim Kardashian Apparently Has Some Top-Secret Beef With Jack In The Box

pic.twitter.com/IhRsonIUnJ
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 3, 2017

by Edward Stockwell May 20, 2019, 2:41 pm

Parkland Shooting Survivors Made A Yearbook Page Honoring Their Therapy Dogs

We’ve included these cuties in the yearbook 🐾🐾 pic.twitter.com/CZScvAhjCN
— Aerie Yearbook (@AerieYearbook) May 3, 2019

by Stefan May 17, 2019, 4:14 pm

This Student’s Viral Racist Promposal Isn’t Funny

This appeared on my daughter’s Instagram. These two stupid kids go to her high school. I ask all of you to call Palos Verdes High School 90274 and condemn this horrific sensibility. #racism #ignorance# pic.twitter.com/Oq4F36p8sv
— Carol Lin (@CarolLinLA) May 14, 2019

by Stefan May 15, 2019, 11:52 am

Students Come Up With A Genius Way To Get Around ‘In God We Trust’ Laws

by Stefan May 14, 2019, 10:58 am

All These Dudes Claiming They Don’t Know Any Women Who Enjoy Sex Might Just Be Bad In Bed

Our reproductive rights are being erased.

Until women have legal control over our own bodies we just cannot risk pregnancy.

JOIN ME by not having sex until we get bodily autonomy back.

I’m calling for a #SexStrike. Pass it on. pic.twitter.com/uOgN4FKwpg
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) May 11, 2019

by Lindsey May 13, 2019, 3:54 pm

Here Are The Most Popular ‘Game Of Thrones’ Baby Names Of 2018

The # of U.S. children born in 2018 who have Game of Thrones character names, per new @SocialSecurity data:
Arya 2545
Tyrion 58
Brienne 33
Jorah 30
Sansa 29
Catelyn 21
Ellaria 17
Oberyn 15
Theon 14
Gregor 11
Sandor 10
Khal 9
Daenarys 8
Bran 8
Beric 8
Bronn 7
Samwell 7
Myrcella 6
— Joe Murphy (@joemurph) May 10, 2019

by Masha Fante May 11, 2019, 4:11 pm

Latest stories