We were just chatting in work and apparently it's weird that Amy and I don't sleep on the same side of the bed every night. Some nights I like to sleep by the window, some nights the door. It's not really that unusual, is it?
— EndDirectProvisionSteveORourke (@steveohrourke) March 22, 2019
what was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child?
— Samantha Ravndahl (@SsssamanthaaMUA) March 23, 2019
I never do this type of thing, but if you are ever in Great Barrington Massachusetts, do not go to One Mercantile. I spent the weekend in a small town in Massachusetts, and on the way back to the city we decided to stop by a town called Great Barrington.
— Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) March 18, 2019
Almost 5 days post hate crime massacre & NZ has:
— Sulzy (@sasulz) March 19, 2019
• hosted vigils across the country
• raised around $9 million for victims families & the muslim community
• civilians handing in own weapons to be destroyed
• NZ banks pull advertising from social media sites
Lent starter pack: pic.twitter.com/xnT6tciJjd
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) February 17, 2016
People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.
— Elise Kumar 🤷♀️ (@elisekumar) September 8, 2018
They died, Carol. A lot of people died.
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That's Patti LaBelle, you idiots. https://t.co/5B1nsuQYwS via @thedailybeast
this hotel kindly invites me to decide whether I am BODYGUARD or VAMPIRE pic.twitter.com/9VediAqR3j
— Jennifer Cownie (@cownifer) February 5, 2019
I had a fever lastnight and my boyfriend thought the thermometer was a pregnancy test 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uA1WWIhLos
— VN$A (@VNSAMRE) February 5, 2019
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