This is pretty much the worst time possible to have a large event scheduled, especially something as monumental and carefully planned as a wedding. But with the world in a state of confusion and people doing their best to stay home and avoid unnecessary contact, particularly in large groups, sacrifices are having to be made.
But one bridezilla wasn’t having any of it. In a post shared to reddit by u/mellifluouslimerence, a bride whose name has been thoughtfully blocked out lost her mind over the idea that coronavirus may cancel her wedding.
Rather than blame the disease itself, the government’s mishandling, or even the universe, the future Mrs. popped off at her own friends and family for being “hysterical.”
“PEOPLE, PLEASE, PLEEEASSSEEEEE EDUCATE YOURSELVES,” she screamed. “THE MEDIA IS MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THROUGH HYSTERIA. PLEASE DO NOT GIVE INTO THIS IGNORANCE. KNOW THE FACTS.”
It’s unclear what “the facts” are in her mind, but they’re definitely whatever spin supports her still being able to hold her wedding and forcing everyone to come.
“IF YOU CONTRIBUTE TO AFFECTING MY WEDDING, I WILL DELETE YOU AND YOUR IGNORANCE OUT OF MY FACEBOOK FEED,” she continued.
“IF YOU DON’T HAVE AN EXISTING HEALTH CONDITION YOU JUST HAVE TO WASH YOUR FREAKIN HANDS AND YOU WILL BE 0.9% CHANCE OF GETTING THE VIRUS!!!”
While washing your hands absolutely is the best way to avoid catching COVID-19, there is nothing suggesting a 0.9% rate of getting it whether you’re constantly soaping up or not, but the important thing to keep in mind is that NO ONE CAN MESS UP HER WEDDING!!!
Redditors were blown away by the audacity of the bridezilla.
Even if bridezilla over here calms down eventually, it sounds like the people in her life she’s threatening to cut off because they won’t put themselves or their loved ones in danger are the ones getting the real gift — freeing themselves from the dramatic whims of a potential sociopath.