Dating App For Trump Supporters Threatens To Sue Liberals Who Try To Join

It’s hard to find love. It’s harder still when you’re a Trump supporter and discover nobody wants to sleep with a bigot in a dorky red hat.

So because everything is dumb now there’s a soon-to-be-released dating app for Trump fans called “Righter” and the app’s CEO is threatening to sue any liberals that try to join.

*hold for laughter*

The app’s founder, Christy Edwards Lawton, told The Daily Beast that she was inspired to create the app when she met a beautiful Trump supporter who couldn’t get a date at a swanky New York City party and by that one time that restaurant was mean to professional lie-repeater Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Lawton claims Trump supporters are being rejected in droves on mainstream dating apps and sites, saying:

“I kept hearing repeatedly how they kept getting swiped left on and couldn’t even get a date.”

Yes, apparently your belief system and basic attitudes towards reality affect how people see you and whether they want to sleep with you. Who knew?

But what if the libs sneak onto the app and…er…date Trump supporters? Have no fear, according to the app’s founder, she will use lawsuits to protect her precious MAGA incels from the tentacles of meddling progressives.

In other words for all their love of free markets conservatives apparently can’t compete in a free dating market and need their own safe space. As Ms. Edwards Lawton told The Daily Beast:

“I have a very nice legal team that will be handling that,” Lawton said. “This is zero tolerance.”

This is undoubtedly an empty threat but at least it got her some buzz for her crappy, doomed website.

This isn’t the first time a company has tried to make a buck by becoming a dating hub for Trump’s angry, sexless supporters. It usually doesn’t end well.

h/t: The Hill