Trolling right-wing commentator and certified horrible human Ann Coulter has become a bit of a national pastime. How can someone not do it when she just makes it so damn easy?? Recently, Ann Coulter got ripped so hard by a doctor on Twitter that her ancestors are probably still dizzy.
The doctor was responding to an exceptionally stupid tweet sent by Coulter. Well, to back up, first, the NRA tweeted that doctors should “stay in their lane” when it comes to pushing for gun control.
Then, a doctor, forensic pathologist Judy Melinek, pointed out that doctors are the ones responsible for trying to save the lives of victims of gun violence, so yeah, they know a bit about it. She tweeted, “Do you have any idea how many bullets I pull out of corpses weekly? This isn’t just my lane. It’s my f***ing highway.”
Do you have any idea how many bullets I pull out of corpses weekly? This isn’t just my lane. It’s my fucking highway. https://t.co/48S9UIFaV2
— Judy Melinek M.D. (@drjudymelinek) November 9, 2018
But of course, that wasn’t good enough for NRA-loving Ann Coulter, who condescendingly tweeted, “Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn’t make them experts on pool, horticulture, or chewy candy.”
Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn’t make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy. https://t.co/EdksEGDnCx
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) November 10, 2018
Honestly, if cue balls, vines, or gummy bears were causing nearly as much death as bullets do, doctors would become experts in them. No one has killed a dozen people in mere minutes using a vine. No one ever opened up a hail of gummy bears on an unsuspecting crowd, and if they did, it would probably result in mostly joy (and maybe a few chokings).
A doctor named Cathleen London stepped in to set Coulter straight.
We do examine assholes all day so it does make us an expert on them. You qualify https://t.co/yRQTZnGqQr
— Cathleen London MD (@DrChaya) November 11, 2018
“We do examine assholes all day so it does make us an expert on them. You qualify.”
She’s one hundred percent right, though.
People on Twitter loved the burn, and when one person jokingly asked Dr. London to run for public office, the doctor revealed she actually is!
— Cathleen London MD (@DrChaya) November 12, 2018
That tweet just got her a whole bunch of new fans and even some donations to her campaign.
Omg I love this so much, and against Susan Collins nonetheless. Man you can’t write this any better! Good luck, I’ll be rooting for you!
— Just Living (@LizArdForHer) November 12, 2018
I can’t stop laughing. I can not vote for you. But I will donate. Please help me find the link.
— Hugues Girard (@1hugegHugues) November 13, 2018
Super. I’m supporting and donating!!! Bless you!!
— SportsMom (@cathyNmimi) November 12, 2018
I would be overjoyed if you ran Collins out of office. Plus, I loved your tweet.
— D (@D68099136) November 13, 2018
Donated. I’ll be rooting for you from Texas.
— paul m lopez (@Paul_M_Lopez) November 13, 2018
Just donated. Live in MD or you would have my vote too.
— Daniel Grubbs (@Daniel_Grubbs12) November 13, 2018
Dr London, I’d love to buy you a beer for that. Please give a shout if you’re in NYC.
— Kim (@raconteursaurus) November 11, 2018
This. Is. Beautiful.
She’s gonna need a trip to the burn unit after reading this one.
Nicely done, Doc. ?
— *~JeniLynn~* (@politclpotrhead) November 11, 2018
A medical expert on asshology diagnoses Ann Coulter. Hilarity ensues.
— Lenore Riegel (@lenoreriegel) November 11, 2018
Let’s hear it for Dr. Cathleen London! A doctor who’s a whiz at trolling Ann Coulter and is running for office, to boot! Not all heroes wear capes (some wear stethoscopes).