A Planned Parenthood branch in Pennsylvania sparked controversy after it called for Disney to create a wider range of princesses last Tuesday. In a since-deleted tweet, the health service provider stated: “We need a Disney princess who’s had an abortion / We need a Disney princess who’s pro-choice / We need a Disney princess who’s an undocumented immigrant / We need a Disney princess who’s actually a union worker / We need a Disney princess who’s trans”.
Here is the deleted tweet from the organization the GOP funds. pic.twitter.com/ltj0e1o2aY
— Alex Pfeiffer (@PfeifferDC) March 27, 2018
“Today, we joined an ongoing Twitter conversation about the kinds of princesses people want to see in an attempt to make a point about the importance of telling stories that challenge stigma and championing stories that too often don’t get told,” reads a statement by Planned Parenthood’s president and CEO, Melissa Reed. “Upon reflection, we decided that the seriousness of the point we were trying to make was not appropriate for the subject matter or context, and we removed the tweet.”
Despite the tweet not existing anymore, Donald Trump’s eldest decided it was his duty to weigh in on the Disney princess situation:
We need Disney Princesses that let kids enjoy childhood rather than subjecting them to never ending identity politics. #DisneyPrincess
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 28, 2018
Donald Trump Jr., the ultimate buzzkill. Whereas before, the joke was just that— a joke (Though it was straight stupid thing for PP to involve itself in, considering how long its had to defend itself against fake claims that it encourages little girls to have sex and abortions), the adulterer and murderer of big beautiful animals simply squashed all trace of humor, once again proving he is unable to refrain from destroying fun.
we need a disney princess who doesn’t text back
— adam (@brokeangeI) March 26, 2018
we need a disney princess who takes an adderall to study for a class that isn’t necessary to her major
— ryan (@yeetztweetz) March 22, 2018
we need a disney princess who is falling asleep
we need a disney princess who is calling a cab
we need a disney princess who is having a smoke
we need a disney princess who is taking a drag
we need a disney princess who is going to bed
— lucifer (@72goetia) March 25, 2018
Twitter responded accordingly, imagining the types of princesses the Trumps would find appealing:
Turns out what we really need is a Disney Princess who acts as a big, beautiful wall separating the Trump family from the Twittersphere.