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Donald Trump Holds Bizarre Cabinet Meeting, Lies About Everything Under The Sun

Donald Trump finally decided to do more to appear to be working than just tweeting about it by holding a cabinet meeting today. The bizarre, staged meeting that was mostly Trump going on nonsensical rants and lying about every subject that came up lasted about three hours. The press was allowed to be there for an hour and 45 minutes.

It’s difficult to figure out which weird thing Trump said to focus on because of the sheer volume and intensity of weirdness. Even before the cabinet meeting started, attendees had to deal with that awful and now two-month-old “Game of Thrones” poster featuring Trump and the words “Sanctions Are Coming.” Not to Russian oligarchs, of course. But sure. Coming.

Multiple White House correspondents live-tweeted the meeting as best they could, trying to keep up with the lies and generally bizarre statements that poured out of Trump’s mouth.

The actual number of undocumented immigrants in the U.S. is around 11 million, and that number has been dropping steadily since peaking at 12.2 million in 2007.

The U.K. alone sent 45,000 British troops to help us in Iraq.

Huh?

Wait, what was that about Tom Cruise?

Is Trump’s New Year’s resolution to beat last year’s record for number of lies? Or is he finally losing his mind completely? Stay tuned for the final season of America to find out.