Pete Hegseth, a Fox News contributor, was sitting around chewing the fat on Fox & Friends recently when he made a startling and stomach-churning admission, saying:
“I don’t think I’ve washed my hands for 10 years. I don’ really wash my hands ever. I inoculate myself. Germs are not a real thing. I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real.”
The nausea-inducing announcement was reported by RawStory.
Hegseth made his queasy proclamation during a chit-chat segment in which he was teased for eating day old pizza. His defense was essentially that he’s a filthy garbage monster who doesn’t clean his body and is therefore immune to germs, but also that germs…aren’t real.
It was a highly contradictory health philosophy and pretty much what you’d expect from someone who enjoys handheld foods like pizza but doesn’t wash his hands after wiping his ass.
People were equally shocked by Hegseth’s hygiene and his logic skills.
People actually believe this crap.
Fox & Friends host says he hasn't washed hands in 10 years: 'Germs are not a real thing — I can’t see them' https://t.co/sYUPFFroRc
— kristen johnston (@thekjohnston) February 10, 2019
Some things you really should not tell us. A reminder as to why I assume most people, especially men, don't wash their hands after using… https://t.co/8HggJ8PBll
— Cherie Ann Turpin (@drturpin) February 10, 2019
That would explain how all that fungus got into his brain.https://t.co/cyLPwl5vA3
— Dave (@dwh112655) February 10, 2019
WELL we are nearing maximum dumbness:https://t.co/Z7QDRFPltI
— elf (@baconelf) February 10, 2019
— Laffy (@GottaLaff) February 10, 2019
See why we fist bump guys?
"Fox & Friends host says he hasn't washed hands in 10 years" https://t.co/QAhDBNhjj0
— WhyzGuy (@_WhyzGuy_) February 10, 2019
As one observer pointed out, Hegseth also inadvertently argued that God doesn’t exist.
Did Fox & Friends host Pete Hegseth just admit G-d isn't real? After all, he claimed germs aren't real bc he can't see them. BTW Pete, germs (bacteria & viruses) can be seen, G-d sightings can't be corroborated. https://t.co/9cWuvMjRAk #idiocy #ignorance
— TheKosherCoonhound™ (@pottymouthpup) February 10, 2019