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French Civil Security Burns Trump For Terrible Notre Dame Fire Suggestion

As the French government does everything in its power to contain and put out the fire in the Notre Dame in Paris, one branch couldn’t resist burning Donald Trump for his bizarre and terrible suggestion to use “flying water tankers” to drop a butt load of water on top of an old and fragile building that firefighters are trying very hard to preserve.

“Hundreds of firemen of the Paris Fire Brigade are doing everything they can to bring the terrible #NotreDame fire under control,” the French Civil Security tweet reads. “All means are being used, except for water-bombing aircrafts which, if used, could lead to the collapse of the entire structure of the cathedral.”

Quick, somebody put out Donald Trump! Or not.

Earlier Monday, Trump responded to the news of the Notre Dame fire with a widely-ridiculed tweet that may be even worse than the time he suggested that Finland prevents wildfires by raking their entire massive forests. “Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out,” he tweeted. “Must act quickly!”

Let’s hope nothing old, fragile, and important catches fire in the U.S. while he’s president. You know, other than our democracy.

This is a difficult time for residents of France who are seeing an essential and ancient part of their history go up in flames, but at least they can take out some of their grief and feelings of helplessness on Trump.

Most of the responses, however, are U.S. residents apologizing to France for how terrible our president is.

Thankfully, the people of France are understanding, even during this dark day.

Stay strong, France, and keep being better than us!

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