Twitter has been blessed with loads of hilarious women and those women in turn bless all of us with loads of hilarious tweets. Every week, we gather all of the funniest tweets from women and line them up in an easily scrollable list. It’s really an ideal situation for you, the reader who loves funny tweets. Without further ado, here are the funniest tweets from women this week.
what beautiful women look like when they hook up with comedians pic.twitter.com/7FhBw9ygxT
— kathryn margaret rose (@katstkat) June 27, 2019
my brother started doing a ribbon dance and i looked down at the ipad and was shook lmao pic.twitter.com/JsoO1Ckiop
— tori crosby (@victoriacrosby_) June 24, 2019
Moms love asking questions while yawning
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) June 23, 2019
My dads phone is old pic.twitter.com/GFMk75croZ
— Bridey Lee Elliott (@brideylee) June 27, 2019
When you have cats and hear crunching at 2am pic.twitter.com/GlljryKyLE
— ari (@pageofarcas) June 25, 2019
– Be pregnant
– Have a child
– Become a fancy fuck pic.twitter.com/VjIEhZmtnx
— batkaren (@batkaren) June 28, 2019
✨fresh set ??✨ pic.twitter.com/DptTWGl0Uc
— Lo Nichole (@g0gurtz) June 23, 2019
“could a depressed person do THIS?” she says at 12:15am as she folds her laundry that came out of the dryer six days ago
— emma 🙂 (@spicy_emma) June 23, 2019
You ever quit a job application halfway through cause they askin Too Fucking Much??
— L??♀️ (@lynnnnnworld) June 26, 2019
Me every morning before work. pic.twitter.com/uNa5phXOYb
— Gech. (@H_Onyinye_) June 27, 2019
thinking about the time a boy I was hooking up with stopped mid-hook up to ask me if I was wearing men’s deodorant. I was. it was Old Spice.
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) June 27, 2019
about to model nude for a figure drawing class but my period JUST started and i don’t have a tampon so we’re gonna see whos a real fuckin artist and who’s a coward
— dick sucking factory union rep (@bloodbankrobber) June 26, 2019
can’t believe my child covered her face and flipped the camera off on this ultrasound ??♀️? like who taught her this. pic.twitter.com/69Aa7yhF41
— jayla danielle ? (@jayluuuuh) June 21, 2019
Sure sex is great but have you ever had a rash around your mouth for six months and if so how did you get rid of it and do you have any medicated creams left?
— maggie mull (@infinitesimull) June 23, 2019
Four weeks into a job, you’ve seen everybody’s shirts
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) June 27, 2019
me explaining to my friends why i’m still talking to the guy they all hate pic.twitter.com/dfR0jpC04V
— bailey (@doyalikebaileys) June 23, 2019
my mom has literally 80 cool whip containers that she uses as tupperware and yet I’ve never seen her put cool whip on anything. where are these containers coming from. what is happening here. what is this story.
— madrigal (@whatmaddness) June 26, 2019
All throughout middle school I pretended to like horses so my rich friend Abi would let me use her pool. Do I regret it? No. Did I enjoy the pool? Uh does a newborn Clydesdale weigh up to 180 pounds? Yes, yes it does.
— sarah schauer ? (@SJSchauer) June 27, 2019
"Street! Street! Street!" pic.twitter.com/1Yd4G0Uy9T
— Holly Brockwell ? (@holly) June 24, 2019
I most certainly did NOT have meat nutella pic.twitter.com/K1uJqUCuJV
— Sam Corbin (@ahoysamantha) June 28, 2019
The phrase “dated briefly” is so much grosser than saying “we had sex a couple times” but is supposed to be classier for some reason
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 28, 2019