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Internet Explodes Over This Actual Photo Of A Giant Cow In Australia

When you’re caught in the never-ending nightmare that is the 2018 news cycle sometimes you just need something to distract you from conflict and corruption, something to take you away to a fantasy world full of whimsy and joy.

Sometimes that thing is a big effin’ cow.

To be more specific this gentle giant is a Holstein Friesian steer who resides in Australia and who, at 6’4″ and 1.4 tons, is being heralded as the biggest steer in the world as well as an “absolute unit.”

I mean look at that thing.

The beleaguered members of the internet let out a collective groan of pleasure and relief upon witnessing the great beast, whose name is “Knickers”, and of course they were quick with the jokes and memes.

Here are some of the best ones so you don’t have to google “knickers” and wind up on some kinky British dating site.

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