Mosquitoes are probably the most useless horrible creatures on God’s green earth. Mosquitoes crash parties, ruin BBQs, and make summer almost unbearable. They are literal bloodsuckers. They’re impossible to kill, and even if you manage to smack one, you’ll be left looking like a blood-stained horror. These funny mosquito jokes won’t make the cursed insects go away but they will make them sliiiiiiiiightly more bearable.
Winter : *ends*— hosnein (@hahahasnain) May 7, 2018
tired of these mfs pic.twitter.com/NX6G3I2TMi— Dick Foo (@DickFooDog) July 16, 2019
You know who’s really got my back? Mosquitos.— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) July 14, 2019
my hot girl summer is feeding hot girl mosquitos pic.twitter.com/Slx5DooVkl— alex (@alex_abads) July 11, 2019
Rain flies on your mosquito net tryna reach your house lights. pic.twitter.com/yqrKADpXUS— SeQWERTY Keyboard (@Marzuh_13) July 16, 2019