God: you’re gonna be beautiful your whole life.
Butterfly: yeah I better be.
God: [to Angel] I don’t like his attitude make him an ugly hairy worm for half his life.
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) December 21, 2018
GOD: there, my first animal 🙂
SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move?
— tater tot bros (@thetits) February 8, 2016
[god creating mushrooms]
god: some go on pizzas
angel: ooo tasty
god: some make you trip balls
god: and some just fucking kill you
angel: you ok buddy?
— skoog (@Skoog) July 23, 2018
[God creating cat]
God: make it furry, sees at night, makes cute sound when it’s happy
Angel: sounds like a good pet.
God: and shits in a box]
Angel: little odd, but cleanliness is next to Go…
God: and hates things on counters. #original
— Troy Fatout (@teeroy99) February 5, 2019
Octopus: I’m just saying eight legs is too many legs, I look ridiculous.
God: oh. ok. hey snake?
Snake: what’s up?
God: octopus, tell snake what you told me.
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) July 28, 2018
[god creating seahorses]
angel: any more ideas for animals?
god: ok, what if tiny saxophones could swim
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) May 20, 2018
[god creating owls]
Angel: So,…what now?
God: Hmmmm. I want a retractile ball of feathers
A: We can do that
G: And big, disturbing eyes
G: Also, make it spin its head so it looks posessed
A: I don't think th-
G: And it pukes balls of dead animals
G: DO IT, NOW!
— Bife Ribatejano (@R_P_Nunes) February 13, 2018
God: Make then highly beneficial to the ecosystem
Angel: Sure thing, boss
God: Give them the greatest knees of all time
— Krispy Memes Boi (@memes_krispy) February 5, 2019
God: I'm calling this a horse
Angel: Wow you're so clever, creating an animal that can pull carriages, transport goods, and can help plow the fields!
God *just wanted a chair that can run* thanks
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) May 24, 2018
God: (creating angels) alright now give them a ring
Jesus: ok (dials number) halo?
— Charles (@CharlieFlani) February 2, 2019
*creation of the kangaroo*
God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that
Angel 1: What if it could carry it’s offspring with it for protection
God: Okay that’s kind of weak Sharon but we’ll add it
Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you
God: There it is
— G. L. (@ginadivittorio) January 25, 2018