God Trolls Mike Pence With Donation To Planned Parenthood

Fresh off of trolling Trump with a mobile billboard patrolling Washington, D.C., everyone’s favorite Facebook and Twitter deity “God” decided to give Mike Pence a taste, too.

Mike Pence is a homophobe and a ridiculous hypocrite, preaching “Christian values” while supporting a president who’s broken every commandment he’s ever come across. Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg put it best when he suggested Mike Pence might have stopped believing in scripture when he started believing in Donald Trump.

If that’s not bad enough, Pence’s dubious Christianity led him to embrace tortuous conversation therapy for LGBTQ people and contributed to an honest-to-God HIV outbreak in his own state.

(After some “prayer” her eventually relented on banning needles exchange programs.)

But because Pence’s “values” have seemed so, shall we say, “flexible” when it comes to adultery, lying, and religious bigotry, “God” figured he might have a little wiggle room on the whole abortion issue too. That’s why he, in his infinite wisdom, contributed over a thousand dollars to Planned Parenthood in Pence’s name.

And the humans of Twitter were pretty psyched about it:

Reached for comment, God said, “Thank you to everyone who donated and made it possible for God to gift $1400 to Planned Parenthood and bring God’s message to Trump into the world.”

(And no thanks to Mike Pence for being such a scumbag.)