Gwyneth Paltrow Roasted Herself On Instagram And The Internet Can’t Get Enough

Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s known for her lifestyle brand GOOP, which encompasses everything health, whether that’s food, exercise, or jade eggs for your vagina. She’s a living, breathing brand, but hey, at least she’s got a sense of humor about herself, or so it seems from her comments on an Instagram about not eating carbs.

An Instagram account called @crazybitchprobs_ posted a meme about substituting cauliflower for carbs, which, as anyone who’s tried it knows, is a sad and sorry substitution indeed. I mean, it works, sort of, but it’s nothing like the real thing. But the funniest part is that Paltrow herself commented on the Instagram photo, twice.

The original ‘gram, with the comments from Paltrow added, was posted by another Instagram account, this one called, aptly, @commentsbycelebs.

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There it is, Paltrow admitting she’s almost a normal human, in that she loves shows about murder (really, who doesn’t?) and is completely over “f**kin’ cauliflower fried rice.”

The commenters went nuts after finding out that, lo and behold, they actually had something in common with Ms. GOOP herself.

Of course, a few commenters pointed out that Paltrow is no longer in her thirties, but come on, let’s not split hairs.

It’s nice to see that Paltrow doesn’t always take herself so seriously. The real question now is, does she have anything inserted into her vagina when she’s watching these murder shows? You know what, it’s probably better not to know.


Written by Dean Altman

Dean Altman is a writer living in NYC.