I believe the children are our future, but in the present they can be downright obnoxious. The whining, the crying, the temper tantrums, the filthy, grubby hands—it’s enough to make you want to sterilize yourself! Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful other people love and have kids, I just prefer them kept at a distance so they can’t touch me. Or talk to me. Or anything, really. If you don’t have kids, these are for you. And if you do have kids, they’re probably bugging you right now. (Sorry.)
If you laugh at a kid's joke that kid will tell the exact same joke at slightly louder volumes 8,000 times in a row.
— Røb Fee (@robfee) April 22, 2017