Me planning my funeral:
*hires someone to attend my service and blow an air horn every time the bereaved misgender me*
— René-e Yoxon (@reneeyoxon) December 4, 2018
bisexual culture is being in love with the whole cast of a movie
— ALEXANDER Jr. (@ItsAlexJackson) November 29, 2018
Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other – two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?
Me: Er… read me the whole sentence
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) September 11, 2018
“How the hell are we going to illustrate this story about a dead lesbian nun?” https://t.co/mzYniOyRsa
— Iain Duff ? (@iainduff) November 2, 2018
MOVE IM GAY https://t.co/DotzxchTV3
— Muna (@Muna_Mire) November 28, 2018
Pretty much pic.twitter.com/mPrQUbbogY
— m⚡️ (@avxlance) May 19, 2018
If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you're the top.
— Roweland (@RowelandFox) November 12, 2018
mars missions may be all female to avoid astronauts having sex during 1.5-year journey pic.twitter.com/xlQj3UNy81
— queer utopia in this lifetime?❤ (@kcdanger) December 6, 2018
Things gay people do better: Walking fast, drinking iced coffee, getting haircuts, keeping plants alive, finding a random stranger on Instagram
Things straight people do better: Remembering someone's name, driving, basic math, being quiet
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) November 17, 2018
please stop asking gay people how we met or how we know each other. we know each other from being gay
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) December 5, 2018