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35 Tweets All Married People Will Immediately Want To Send Their SO

Marriage is so rad. Finding someone to spend (supposedly) FOREVER with you? Someone who HAS to give you birthday presents and hug you and listen to all the dumb stuff you say? Honestly, as someone who craves constant attention, this sounds like the best thing ever. On the one hand.

On the other, you don’t get to date other people ever again. And you have to listen to your forever SO talk about the same thing over, and over, (supposedly) forever. And you have to stare at their hairy ears every morning. And you have to deal with them pouring the cereal in after the milk, because they just have to be different.

But you wouldn’t have it any other way.

(…Or would you?)

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