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My Pillow Founder Goes On Crazy Rant, Claims Trump Was ‘Chosen By God’

If you got sucked into an infomercial late one night and/or suffer from chronic neck pain you may be aware of My Pillow, a mail-order pillow filled with foam nuggets that has sold millions of units since its release. Yeah it’s a pretty comfortable pillow but sadly My Pillow’s inventor, spokesman, and CEO, Mike Lindell, is a Bible-thumping psycho who thinks Donald Trump is part of God’s plan.

Lindell, a former crack addict, evangelical Christian, and pillow millionaire is a big supporter of Trump’s and has spoken at Trump rallies and visited the White House and Mar-a-Lago. So when invited to speak at Thursdays Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, Lindell did not hold back in his religious hyperbole.

In his speech Lindell said:

“As I stand here before you today I see the greatest president in history. Of course he is, he was chosen by God.”

He then went on to talk about how great Trump has been for African Americans, Hispanics, and the economy.

Ok, thought experiment time. Even if you believe in a higher power and the stories of the Bible…to believe that your omniscient deity would choose Donald Trump as his champion takes it to a whole other level of insanity.

Really? THIS is the guy? The amber-hued adulterer? The vainglorious liar? The lecherous glutton who can’t walk three feet without coveting his neighbors wife?

On a typical day Trump breaks all ten of the Ten Commandments before lunch.

And the dunks rained down like manna from Heaven.

h/t: RawStory