Look at this big hulk of a man. He’s so muscular, so strong, so powerful, there’s got to be nothing he can’t do. Want help picking up a heavy object? No problem. Help opening a jar? He’s your man, unless he accidentally crushes the glass with his hands. Never mind lifting a car, he can probably throw one.
Although…come to think of it…in reality there are probably a lot of things he can’t actually do. Like, turn his neck, for one, because he doesn’t really have one.
Name something this man can’t do: pic.twitter.com/bPuao4eOqD— Clean Jab (@CleanJab) April 28, 2019
The picture was tweeted by an account called @CleanJab along with a challenge to “name something this man can’t do,” and boy howdy, did the responses deliver.
use an airplane toilet? https://t.co/CKWWaSPfSi— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 29, 2019
well, he's pretty terrible at putting on a belt https://t.co/p6JsCNztwJ— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) April 29, 2019
...wipe? https://t.co/Lu6rkvWaH6— Bob Chipman (@the_moviebob) April 28, 2019
Put his arms down ?♀️ https://t.co/Kv3Xvmfa6X— Victoria Violence (@Lovestained555) April 28, 2019
Clean his back with a flannel. https://t.co/7YUfwvY121— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) April 28, 2019
Wash his ass?https://t.co/5ny7q4OyMK— Emma Evans (@TrancewithMe) April 28, 2019
2 of the 4 arm movements when dancing to YMCA. https://t.co/GoOhK0dZ8u— Andrew Donaldson (@four4thefire) April 29, 2019
Find a cute bra that fits https://t.co/gLmR93b6RA— Michele Banks (@artologica) April 29, 2019
take off his hat that hes been wearing since high school https://t.co/2wFwLGsqXV— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) April 29, 2019
Reach the bottom of the pringles can https://t.co/LPhoEuJCCg— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) April 29, 2019
Buy a suit off the rack. https://t.co/oZvUl0lgyG— Former Legend (@Former_legend) April 29, 2019
You could slap this man in the face and as long as you walk at a brisk pace he will probably never catch you https://t.co/wm1qJX8afG— Zach Wallen (@Zach_Wallen) April 29, 2019
Be happy https://t.co/YHqNstoTyy— Daniel Sloss (@Daniel_Sloss) April 29, 2019
Pet a small animal without accidentally killing it https://t.co/j5fYUDV7Fb— ᎽᎪᎬᏞ (@elle91) April 29, 2019
Float in water
— Serena Southpaw Awareness Month (@SerenaSouthpaw) April 28, 2019
Do up a dress with a side zip (on himself)
— Jess Phillips (@jessphillips) April 28, 2019
Pass a drugs test.
— Kerry Hammond (@Atillathehump) April 28, 2019
Maintain an erection.
— Harley Peyton (@HarleyPeyton) April 28, 2019
Fit in a Smart car
— Chris Wragg (@chriswragg) April 28, 2019
Hide in a locker.
— Ryan Stiles (@WhoseRyanStiles) April 29, 2019
— W H Rockey (@billrockey) April 29, 2019
Apparently he cant put his shirt on
— Carlos Macedo (@carlosmacedo06) April 28, 2019
Even God Himself weighed in!
Live to 60
— God (@thegoodgodabove) April 29, 2019
The account also tweeted a few other pictures of this monstrous man.
Sorry but LOOOOOOL how is this a real person!?????? pic.twitter.com/wK34zAZkO8— Clean Jab (@CleanJab) April 28, 2019
He likes Birds too guys! pic.twitter.com/ct2FNIAZ67— Clean Jab (@CleanJab) April 28, 2019
The man’s Instagram name was visible in one of the screenshots: @sajadgharibioffical. Apparently, the man is known as (or calls himself) the Iranian Hulk as well as the Persian Hercules.
OK, so yes, the man is enormous. But let’s all hope there’s one more thing he can’t do, probably the most important out of all of them:
Track down people who mock his physique online.
— Tim Allard (@piersallard) April 28, 2019
h/t: Twitter: @CleanJab