Jennifer Still
You don’t have to look too hard to find creepy dudes online. Sure, there are plenty of them on dating apps and porn sites, but sometimes you’re just minding your business and bam! there’s some weirdo making things sexual when you’re just trying to talk about pizza toppings or whatever.
While it’s natural to be annoyed or even offended by these creeps, sometimes the best response you can have—if you decide to respond at all, that is—is a humorous one. These 18 people decided to give the freaks a taste of their own medicine with the most perfect responses ever.
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But then again, Subway has its own little charm. from r/creepyPMs
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Why didn’t he want to see my 12inch long, strong, handy tool? from r/creepyPMs
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Wrong number texted me last night. Thought it belonged here from r/creepyasterisks
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I’ve noticed guys don’t care when you get angry about random dick pics, so I’ve decided to take a different approach… from r/creepyPMs
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This sub has taught me how to deal with creepers. Thank you /r/creepyPMs! [OKC]
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This happened about a year ago but I’m still wondering what he was thinking with this opening from r/creepyPMs
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Fyck you and everyone that may resemble you from r/creepyPMs
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When you’re too tired to explain twice that you don’t want to sext from r/creepyPMs
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I’m dad from r/creepyPMs
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Ice cold. from r/creepyPMs
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I’m assuming this is in response to a comment I made about not caring about a man’s height? from r/creepyPMs