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People Admit The Most Embarrassing Times That They Forgot The Name For Something

Soups On

Breakfast soup.

(The word he was looking for was cereal.)

fatbabyotters_

And the Meat Fork?

Sausage tweezers

My husband wanted me to pass him the cooking tongs.

NiteliteBunnyFrite

Yes You Can

Didn’t know what to call people from Japan as a kid so I decided on “Japanicans”.

BucKramer

Out of the Mouths of Babes

My dad let me watch him work on things in the garage when I was little. He thought it was hilarious that I called sparks “fire crumbs”.

ZXander_makes_noise

Dolph

Called a lab coat a Science Vest.

That’s what Dolph Lundgren would be wearing.

SneakNSnore Ron_Paul_Forever

Homeless Mollusks

I once worked with a German guy who asked me what the English word for ‘a snail without a house on his back’. Took me a while to work out he meant a slug.
German for slug translates to naked snail.

Cheapdime

How Now Brown…

My friend couldn’t remember the word “cow” for some reason, so she googled “moo beast” to remember.

HungryParr0t

JFGI

At one point I started googling “map of the year” because my brain short-circuited and I couldn’t recall the word “calendar”.

goatywizard

The Forest for the Trees

Just this week my wife invented the term “tree chunk” when she forgot the word “wood”.

irwinlegends

Sporticus?

Couldn’t remember the word “athlete” so I went with “sportician”.

mowachoo