PLEASE STOP WORLD BUILDING ALREADY https://t.co/N6Nlnz6sTR
— asad (@sad_zaidi) January 5, 2019
22. Even BuzzFeed was shocked.
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) January 4, 2019
What I’ve been patiently waiting for: confirmation that Dean and Seamus moved to Ireland and adopted two girls and three cats
What Pottermore gives me: wizards shit themselves in the middle of the street but it’s okay because magic
— lemedy (@lemedah) January 4, 2019
Harry Potter fans: it’d be cool if we had some Harry Potter trivia
JK Rowling: dumbledore is gay
HPF: haha cool
JK: they often have mutual masturbation sessions in the hufflepuff dormitories
JK: everyone used to shit themselves
— Calum McSwiggan (@CalumMcSwiggan) January 5, 2019
jk rowling, 2007: dumbledore was gay
everyone: ok, sure
jk rowling, 2019: wizards shit on their living room floors for centuries
everyone: please stop, we’re begging you https://t.co/mMNNw4ajRN
— Scott Surette (@scottsurette) January 4, 2019
Please stop looking at Pottermore. It’s not real. It is an insult to the 7 book biography series of Harry Potter.
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) January 5, 2019
jk rowling i will literally pay you to stop writing
— emotional support yokai @ look at my pinned (@kokorogensou) January 4, 2019
I feel like Pottermore is J.K. Rowling shitting wherever she wants.
— Marina Watanabe (@marinashutup) January 5, 2019
29. Stay tuned to find out whether or not the broomsticks in Harry Potter were made from endangered hardwoods so you can feel weird about that too.
There’s such a thing as too much backstory, JK. https://t.co/FWJq8YtjXK
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) January 5, 2019