Remember when it was revealed back in June that Sarah Huckabee Sanders would be leaving her Press Secretary position by the end of the year? She now has less than two days to pack up her stuff and leave, and yet she’s still around. She hasn’t released a statement or made any indication of when she’ll stop doing her current job, other than gradually doing less and less of that job.
After several months that felt like decades, we finally know why Sanders is still skulking around the White House. Nobody wants her.
According to Yahoo News, Sanders claimed to be “traveling” when they reached out to her about the rumors of her impending exit and didn’t respond after they sent her details about the story they were developing. Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah, who was also supposed to be out of the White House by the end of the year, has also been cryptic about his future plans. However, he has changed his job title to “communications adviser.”
As Raw Story points out, it’s surprising that these two are having trouble finding word considering all the claims by their administration that unemployment rates have plunged under Trump thanks to all the great jobs that have come out of the post-recession economy. Have they tried becoming Uber drivers?
Nobody seems to know exactly what those two have been up to recently, because it certainly hasn’t been their jobs. White House journalists have become increasingly frustrated with the lack of briefings from Sanders and Shah. The press secretary is supposed to give daily briefings on the activity of the president and his administration – it’s been that way for decades. But in recent months, these have declined into monthly 15-minute briefings that end in Sanders walking away while the press demands that she does her job.
Naturally, people are not finding a lot of sympathy for Sanders or her struggles to find new employment.
Sarah's lateral move, 2019.— DarrenB???? (@DarrenB91462720) December 30, 2018
Customer: I asked for cheese on my burger....
Sarah: Alternative fact, move on.
When it comes to Sarah Huckabee's job situation.— Billy Robinson (@BillyORobinson) December 30, 2018
I gonna have to use a Melania quote: "I really don't care.....Do you?" pic.twitter.com/rgoxD0qGJz
Well rumor has it that landlords are now accept painting, cleaning & light carpentry as payment for rent now - maybe she can try that ?— AltCalifornian (@AltCalifornian) December 30, 2018
I thought fox offered her a receptionist job 🙂— alex azzam (@alexazzam40) December 30, 2018
Corporations get fined when their PR people lie like she has.— Robert Speed (@Osagesage) December 30, 2018
Walmart is probably doing inventory..— Joanne Davis (@joanne83davis) December 30, 2018
The My Pillow guy is looking?— Not My Prez #TeamPelosi ?️?????? (@SawyerJerry) December 30, 2018
May she never work again. Start a podcast, Sarah.— May We All Rise ?️?✊ (@MayWeAllRise) December 30, 2018
I guess employers don't like people who lie for a living on a daily basis-in public and on the record. Daddy will make sure she's all right.— Mary Hilton (@FMHilton) December 30, 2018
You would think Fox news would have snapped Sanders up. Liar that she is she will fit right in— Mack Hill (@bizzylady2) December 30, 2018
The devil may be hiring.— Kirsten (@rosegoggles) December 30, 2018
Does she play the fiddle?https://t.co/s3wM6AoeGI
Cry me a river...Cry me a restaurant reservation..... https://t.co/YrvFucAoOI— Wassamatta U Alumni (@MadHater) December 30, 2018
I’ve been wondering why Sanders hasn’t left yet.— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) December 30, 2018
Now we know.
Thoughts and prayers, Sarah. Whomp mother-effing whomp.
With unemployment at an all-time low, hearing that Sarah Sanders is having trouble finding a new job is sweet Karma music to my ears.— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) December 30, 2018
It's ALMOST as good as the idea of trump & his crooked minions unable to find work outside of prison.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders can't find a job. I see a Red Hen restaurant in her future. https://t.co/AU8NdMOrN3— George Capen #IndictTrump (@george_capen) December 30, 2018
One Twitter user has asked their followers to help Sanders out by thinking of new jobs for her. The results are highly satisfying.
Is there such thing as a "Gaslight Technician"?— WhiteNonsenseRoundup (@nowhitenonsense) December 30, 2018
Head Housekeeper at Mar-la-go.— Francesm. (@YahooBeaelisdad) December 30, 2018
Cooperating witness.— Rich Son (@This_is_RichSon) December 30, 2018
Hostess at Cracker Barrel in Arkansas.— Red (@Redpainter1) December 30, 2018
Sanders should thank these folks for being so helpful. There are more straight answers to the question of where she should work next than she ever gave to the press.