Republicans sure are freaking out today, with many of them prematurely celebrating what they think is the end of all criminal investigations into Donald Trump. It’s not, which will make certain points in the future extra fun. However, it almost seems like some of them are aware of this and are yelling a little too loudly about their alleged win to really appear to be genuinely celebrating. For example, what the hell is going on with Fox News’ Sean Hannity right now?
MSNBC CONSPIRACY NETWORK LIARS FAKE NEWS CNN LIARS NY TIMES WAPO LIARS
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) March 24, 2019
Someone’s either really stressed out, practicing acting like Trump in the hopes that he, too, can one day be a terrible president, or he dipped a little too deep into the celebration powder, if you know what I mean.
Starting Monday we will hold every deep state official who abused power accountable.
We will hold every fake news media liar member accountable.
We will hold every liar in Congress accountable.— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) March 24, 2019
Every fake news media liar, Hannity? Is that a promise?
Earlier Sunday he posted an even more confusing tweet that seemed to attack journalism as a whole, apparently forgetting that he’s been trying to pass himself off as a journalist since 1989.
Journalism in America dead and buried pic.twitter.com/8DcB4lxhGM
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) March 24, 2019
Is this a jab at the Drudge Report for still being like that, complete with the banner ad about how you should buy gold? Because it seems like he’s on the Drudge Report’s side on this, and yet he posts this image with the “journalism is dead” caption, and everyone is confused.
It seems like even Hannity himself doesn’t know what’s going on with Hannity, because again:
MSNBC CONSPIRACY NETWORK LIARS FAKE NEWS CNN LIARS NY TIMES WAPO LIARS
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) March 24, 2019
Either way, people are enjoying watching this all-caps meltdown take place, and the jokes are hot off the presses.
Please don’t masturbate and tweet at the same time.
— Natalie Finn (@natfinnonE) March 24, 2019
Sir, this is an Arby’s.
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) March 24, 2019
Says the man who pushed Pizzagate and harassed Seth Rich’s family.
Slow down Lumpy.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) March 24, 2019
Wait until the Cohen – Hannity recordings come out. ? pic.twitter.com/oqC9qB6HNk
— UnvarnishedTruth™ (@SRMillar3) March 24, 2019
None, I swear. pic.twitter.com/XBnOyfPbdo
— Ricky Spanish (@PaperStSoapp) March 24, 2019
Someone do a wellness check on hannity
— Nobe (@nobedevil) March 24, 2019
Having a normal one I see
— ?Katie 'Get OFF the COUNTER Beto!' Sebas? (@KatieSebas) March 24, 2019
And now for a live look at Sean pic.twitter.com/pwaxRibt7z
— Oh Thanos Snap (@NicholasRyan84) March 24, 2019
Client #3 says what?
— FishingForTruth (@FishBlanc) March 24, 2019
I'll let Seth Rich's family know
— Jared 'Very Legal & Very Cool' Kushner (@PrezKushner) March 24, 2019
Russian, please
— Eric Henn ? PAX East! (@Eric_P_Henn) March 24, 2019
Is this bathroom graffiti?
— ?????? ??????? (@JustinCaffier) March 24, 2019
Bless! You OK? Shouting Is BAD FOR YOU THROAT.
— HughSykes (@HughSykes) March 24, 2019
I would ask if you're okay, but honestly I don't care.
— James Emmett wants coffee. (@jamesbemmett) March 24, 2019
Remember that time Donald Trump Jr lied to you about the trump tower meeting? Good times.
— Augustasaurus (@Augustasaurus) March 24, 2019
Looks like trump got Sean’s phone.
— John ‘Otherwise Blameless Life’ Mott (@mottlione) March 24, 2019
— @pamelagirardin (@pamelagirardin) March 24, 2019
I guess your writers have the day off.
— Callie Khouri (@CallieKhouri) March 24, 2019
BANANA WOMBAT TENNIS SHOE POLYP COUCH DEAD HITCHHIKER IN MY BASEMENT MOMMY POOP MIRROR
— TBogg (@tbogg) March 24, 2019
I understand. (calls security)
— Peter Warne (@pzwarne) March 24, 2019
Sounds like someone has his angry pants on
— Pedestrian Moving Target (@jen_williams) March 24, 2019
he's having a real regular one
— Kim Thot Un (@TheClickPit) March 24, 2019
Guys, guys – someone nudge him, the needle is stuck again…
— Lisa Landis (@landisl) March 24, 2019
You haven't raged this hard since @BarackObama wore a bicycle helmet.
— Quickshot Gaming (@Quickshot_MCOC) March 24, 2019
Weirdest @Pornhub search ever, Shaune.
— Atilla? (@AtillaRoars) March 24, 2019
OFFER ME SOLUTIONS OFFER ME ALTERNATIVES
— Prufrock451 (@prufrock451) March 24, 2019
— Shawn Fritsche (@DrOctashawn) March 24, 2019
did someone try unplugging sean and plugging him back in again
— ?Cat?War?2019? (@pigguface) March 24, 2019
is this the predictive text game?
— András Forgács W. (@andraswf) March 24, 2019
The sounds Sean Hannity makes when he steps on a Lego while barefoot.
— pwithm11 (@pwtham11) March 24, 2019
Can you imagine how Sean’s going to react when the indictments continue after he and the rest of the Fox News mouthpieces tried so hard to convince themselves that everything was finally safe?