36. I love how old people leave watermarks on everything:
35. The perfect card for any bookworm:
34. Because…orange. GET IT? You get it.
33. Hey, I’ve got a bunch of those too!
32. Better than the original because it’s free and scratches don’t ruin the entire experience!
31. I only leaned on it for a moment, I swear!
30. Give everyone in this library a raise:
29. I hear Donkey Spock was difficult on set.
27. I hated that evil penguin.