Stefan
Our broken record president, Donald Trump, has two hit singles when it comes to Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation: 1) WITCH HUNT and 2) NO COLLUSION!!!
Today he was playing the B-side and we were treated to a special all-caps rendition of his favorite hysterical denial.
AFTER TWO YEARS AND MILLIONS OF PAGES OF DOCUMENTS (and a cost of over $30,000,000), NO COLLUSION!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018
Yes our emotionally unstable commander-in-chief seems really seems to have a bee in his weave lately. It might have something to do with the tightening Mueller investigation and the parade of former cronies who are flipping on Trump and taking deals. That’s certainly a possibility. The newly released sentencing guidelines for Michael Cohen report that Trump directed Cohen to make contact with the Russian government as early as 2015.
Totally clears the President. Thank you!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2018
While Trump, with characteristic denial of reality, claimed that the newly released evidence proved his innocence, the rest of the universe is in agreement that it does exactly the opposite. Furthermore the investigation into Cohen appears to state very bluntly that Trump, named as “Individual-1”, directed Cohen to break campaign finance laws by making illegal payments to cover up Trump’s affairs with various models and porn stars.
This apparent coordination between Cohen and Trump to influence the election seemingly constitutes a felony and, needless to say, it’s all making the president a bit grumpy.
SDNY sentencing memo makes clear: @realDonaldTrump directed Cohen to commit a crime. pic.twitter.com/WV1SgH5vGH
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) December 7, 2018
While everyone was glued to the Cohen news Trump quickly started tweeting about the riots in France perhaps in a vain attempt to shift people’s attention away from his own widely-publicized corruption.
The Paris Agreement isn’t working out so well for Paris. Protests and riots all over France. People do not want to pay large sums of money, much to third world countries (that are questionably run), in order to maybe protect the environment. Chanting “We Want Trump!” Love France.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018
He’s sure to return to his Mueller probe hits however, so stay tuned for more pointless rage-tweeting in an hour or two from the most powerful person in the world.
h/t: Huffington Post