I don’t know how this statement got made. Did a journalist inquire about Trump’s orangu-tan, at this juncture, more than two years into Trump’s hell presidency? The unnatural, burnt orange hue that covers his face but not the rest of his head, nor the pink around his eyes where goggles surely rest? Did someone really ask the White House about what sort of combination of high-powered tanning beds and spray-on gunk lends Donald Trump his unholy glow?
Or is this yet another example of Trump’s overpowering vanity leading to an absurd use of government resources and forcing an actual White House employee to tell the stupidest of lies, namely that Trump’s neon pallor is all natural?
Holy sh!t we’re in hell.
The claim is preposterous and, needless to say, Twitter was not kind.
Imagine being the WH staffer that had to write this. https://t.co/xC5XpOSPQl— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) February 3, 2019
Does this look like good genes to you? pic.twitter.com/MQQmrr4RQr— Very Legal Very Cool Very Stable Genius (@GIowing0rb) February 3, 2019
What was that about good genes? pic.twitter.com/KhiXA04We7— Fiona Glenanne 🐳 (@cjm314) February 3, 2019
Good Genes is a tanning salon run by two guys named Gene. https://t.co/wFn1WsdYC0— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) February 3, 2019
Yup completely natural.🙄🙄🙄— WARRI0R (@WARR10R12) February 3, 2019
7. His face doesn’t even match the rest of his face.
He... he does know that we can all see the spots around his eyes where the tanning goggles go on, right? https://t.co/t3sDQcg5lP— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 3, 2019
Clearly, very natural. Nothing weird at all! pic.twitter.com/6GtBHOPFbm— Don Summers (@Don_Summers) February 3, 2019
Someone needs to tell him to BLEND those "good genes" -- particularly around the neck and eyes -- as you would any cheap, drugstore foundation too orange for your skin tone. https://t.co/uBZwiLRz7F— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) February 3, 2019
The president's genes are weak around his eyes, behind his ears, and below his collar. https://t.co/oToS5nyCFc— Julius Goat 🦆(Read Pinned Tweet!) (@JuliusGoat) February 3, 2019