Trump’s been left home alone in the White House on Christmas Eve, according to one very sad President’s tweets this morning. He started at around 10 in the morning EST about how the Democrats he was talking to were all definitely in favor of the border wall, but two hours later, those Democrats had disappeared and he was left all alone (poor him).
I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2018
Imagine having to work on Christmas Eve! It’s almost like his job is important or something.
While he was waiting for Democrats to figure out how to appeal to Trump’s ego just right, he took the time while he was alone in the Oval Office with nothing but the Twitter app on his iPhone to tweet about everything under the sun that had been bothering him this Christmas season. He tweeted about the criticism around his pulling out of Syria, he tweeted about the resignation and early removal of James Mattis, he tweeted about “the Fed” and even got out a burn about this non-human entity’s golf game.
The only problem our economy has is the Fed. They don’t have a feel for the Market, they don’t understand necessary Trade Wars or Strong Dollars or even Democrat Shutdowns over Borders. The Fed is like a powerful golfer who can’t score because he has no touch - he can’t putt!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2018
He also tweeted about Brett McGurk, former top U.S. envoy in the global coalition to defeat ISIS who resigned after Mattis, after insisting that he doesn’t even care that McGurk left or even know who he is.
It’s okay, Trump. We’ve all told a lie like that when we’ve been dumped.
For all of the sympathizers out there of Brett McGurk remember, he was the Obama appointee who was responsible for loading up airplanes with 1.8 Billion Dollars in CASH & sending it to Iran as part of the horrific Iran Nuclear Deal (now terminated) approved by Little Bob Corker.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2018
He finally stopped after 10 tweets. It hasn’t yet been confirmed whether this is because he was visited by some kind of Christmas-related ghost.
Hopefully, someone will visit Trump soon and he can head off to Mar-a-Lago for Christmas where maybe someone will talk to him. Of course, he might not be so alone right now if he hadn’t orchestrated a partial government shutdown, leaving hundreds of thousands of public sector workers without income around Christmas. The President gets paid whether he’s there or not. Poor him.
At least we can have the gift of Twitter responses as the economy crashes around us.
The image of you sitting all alone (poor you, ?) in the White House, having a temper tantrum, as the markets collapse & the government is shutdown is quite entertaining, I have to admit.— William LeGate (@williamlegate) December 24, 2018
You are an abysmal failure. It’s time you are removed from office. #ImpeachTrumpNow
To the tune of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”— Ana Hotaling (@AnaHotaling) December 24, 2018
? All alone for Christmas
Poor old little me
Please have those ?
That I’m in misery
? Christmas Eve will find me
Dreaming of my Wall
All alone for Christmas
And I’m blaming you all! ?#TrumpCarols#TrumpResign
Perhaps the Ghosts of Christmas Past will visit you tonight.— ellelle (@ellelle44) December 24, 2018
So in other words you are with the one you love and the only one who loves you. Sounds magical— Cindy Martin (@cindylou121665) December 24, 2018
Wow. Melania couldn’t stand being around you even on Christmas Eve?!— Craig Hoffman (@CMHoffman) December 24, 2018
I have a feeling Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern will be more successful with you than with 8-year old Macaulay Culkin when he was Home Alone.— Todd A. (@todd_allen) December 24, 2018
Feelings, nothing more than feelings. FEELINGS,,,,Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, FEELINGS, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.......there’s always Vladdy.— rrat (@RRatkay) December 24, 2018
10 tweets in 3 hours.— Karen Hanson (@karenh247) December 24, 2018
Trump ain't wrapped tight.
It’s so sad that your all alone in the W.H. Now if someone would take your phone away we could all have a Merry Christmas and a MUCH HAPPIER NEW YEAR???. Please lock yourself in the bathroom and stay there until your presidency is over.— SurvivorOne (@PTSDMST) December 24, 2018
‘Twas the day before #Xmas— Christine Pelosi (@sfpelosi) December 24, 2018
And all thru the White House
Angry man tweeting
Bile, blame, and grouse
Indictments were sealed by the counsel with care
In hopes that justice would soon be there
With US in #TrumpShutDown
And he on his phone
It’s little wonder
That he’s home alone
When U have an executive residential staff of about 96 people at your disposal,a beautiful home like the White House , can eat , drink & get served anything U can think of , Air Force 1 ,a motorcade and much more ....U cannot refer to yourself as “poor me “. Just saying ?— Elysees Boutique (@ElyseesBTQ1) December 24, 2018
Um... thanks for bringing Christmas back???? pic.twitter.com/VTkxHKi1Nh— Jarvanka Trumpner (@jarvanka3) December 24, 2018
Dude, you’re alone, because everyone else is in jail, or heading there.— JR Bob Dobbs (@jaketown7) December 24, 2018
"I'm all alone. Come on over!" pic.twitter.com/MRODgAqwd3— Brett Rojo (@rojophotography) December 24, 2018
The most powerful man on earth and one of the wealthiest, born with a silver spoon in his mouth, on the eve of Christmas: "Poor me"— Shibley Telhami (@ShibleyTelhami) December 24, 2018
"I am all alone (poor me)”— Ryan Hill (@RyanHillMI) December 24, 2018
I would give my left nut to be able to spend xmas with my father again. If you are truly alone then even your family can’t stand you. Sad! Maybe find a way to spend the money that’s already been appropriated for border security before asking for more. Stay in your time out corner— Buzzfu (@Buzzeban) December 24, 2018
Maybe running for President wasn’t the best idea in the world. As it turns out, you actually have responsibilities and can’t take golf vacations whenever you want. The good news is that the President can resign whenever he wants and go back to running businesses into the ground instead of the entire country.