Fox News Rages Over Gender-Neutral Cookies And Twitter’s Got A Baker’s Dozen Of Hot Jokes

10. Instead of visions of sugarplums, people had visions of well-endowed gingerbread men:

I always shape my gingerbread cookies with HUGE DONGS like Jesus would have wanted.https://t.co/sb45VmZYCD

— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) December 19, 2018

11.

Owning the libs by giving my children cookies with graphic, anatomically accurate genitalia https://t.co/TZTKgB4cfn

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 19, 2018

12.

Forcing my children to eat gingerbread men with detailed genitals to own the libs

— a very pixelated boat christmas (@pixelatedboat) December 19, 2018

13.

This woman has fucked a Gingerbread cookie. https://t.co/G1mJ2lbEOA

— Maggie Mae Fish ? (@MaggieMaeFish) December 19, 2018

Guess the stockings are going to be the only things that are well-hung in the Bruce household this Christmas.

h/t: Mediaite