10. Instead of visions of sugarplums, people had visions of well-endowed gingerbread men:
I always shape my gingerbread cookies with HUGE DONGS like Jesus would have wanted.https://t.co/sb45VmZYCD
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) December 19, 2018
11.
Owning the libs by giving my children cookies with graphic, anatomically accurate genitalia https://t.co/TZTKgB4cfn
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 19, 2018
12.
Forcing my children to eat gingerbread men with detailed genitals to own the libs
— a very pixelated boat christmas (@pixelatedboat) December 19, 2018
13.
This woman has fucked a Gingerbread cookie. https://t.co/G1mJ2lbEOA
— Maggie Mae Fish ? (@MaggieMaeFish) December 19, 2018
Guess the stockings are going to be the only things that are well-hung in the Bruce household this Christmas.
h/t: Mediaite