As a learned philosopher once said: Opinions are like assh*les: Everyone’s got one and most of them stink.
(It was probably Aristotle.)
Now a Twitter user has opened up Pandora’s Box Of Bad Takes by asking the internet at large to share their most controversial but most deeply-held opinions, inviting bravery and bad taste in equal measure.
What is your most 🔥🔥🔥 take that absolutely infuriates people and you know deep down in your heart is 100% true— John (@HeuristicLineup) May 5, 2019
As requested people brought the fire..and the questionable takes.
…To be fair some actually made a lot of sense.
I’ll say it again — Don McLean’s “American Pie” is one of the absolute worst songs ever recorded.https://t.co/6AflQqouHy— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) May 6, 2019
hummus is just a bean smoothie https://t.co/D17yR5Emm0— Lindsay (@retroartiste) May 7, 2019
Chiropractors are charlatans https://t.co/H1S92xBXNc— Rodney Paris (@rodney_paris) May 7, 2019
Others were unique but intriguing.
Return of the Jedi is a crap film made good by nostalgia https://t.co/IHZzTjtL7V— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) May 6, 2019
The Incredibles is a basic ass movie https://t.co/54EQja2ngc— Hannah (@luckypalindrome) May 7, 2019
banana pudding is and always will be trash 😌 https://t.co/ZvzTQvLIFd— Resha (@ChefResha) May 7, 2019
Led Zeppelin >>>>> The Beatles https://t.co/ovIaydmDOY— Professor (@ProfToastyBall) May 6, 2019
The Jeff Buckley cover of Hallelujah is whiny dogshit and doesn’t remotely come close to the original version https://t.co/ttTJ9QqiLh— Adam Edwards (@AdamEdwardsNEA) May 7, 2019
Others were truly shocking.
“South Park” is a fundamentally mean-spirited, nasty show that has made American culture not only coarser, but crueler. https://t.co/zUBrxhk3qU— Daniel Summers (@WFKARS) May 6, 2019
Billy Madison isn’t funny. https://t.co/QbB22bFU5C— PJ Walsh (@PJWalsh24) May 7, 2019
Ketchup is for children and cowards https://t.co/ktINVf6bNI— Findom Hearts 3 (@erogenous_bosch) May 7, 2019
Avocados are trash enjoyed by dumpster divers. https://t.co/fBBcfpH3Wl— Mark 🦌🏹 (@SconniBadger1) May 7, 2019
While some were just plain indefensible, like this pro-Peeps stance.
Peeps are absolutely unequivocally a delicious and important staple in every diet. https://t.co/izWdVdUGXF— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) May 6, 2019
Or this anti-BBQ sauce diatribe.
BBQ sauce is the quickest way to ruin meat. I want to have a seasoning or flavor that brings out the quality of the food, not a sauce that just blankets everything in the same exact taste. Most if not all BBQ tastes about the same, and its trash. https://t.co/alV0nVQ1fQ— Nicholas (@Nitcholaus) May 7, 2019
Or this apparent dislike of eating outdoors.
The eating outside thing https://t.co/WO2sqDz6Go— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) May 6, 2019
Or this sacrilege.
The Big Lebowski is meh https://t.co/ztQOU7rK4R— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) May 6, 2019
Or this sadist.
no one in the service industry deserves to get paid a living wage https://t.co/2NaNBFiJzD— childbirth is literally easy (@husbandsrevenge) May 6, 2019
Or this sheer and utter heresy.
Cake is overrated https://t.co/OV100XLkVf— Worthy of Cap’s Hammer (@ShamekaWrites) May 7, 2019
In any case it was the perfect opportunity for haters to pounce, and pounce they did.
Christmas is a trash holiday that makes a lot of people sad for a lot of different reasons. It should be replaced with Second Halloween. https://t.co/erPLJ21BXb— Ponyta (@typicalfeminist) May 7, 2019
Onions are a detriment to any dish https://t.co/AnfWIUwjjR— WolfSchlub (@WolfSchlub) May 7, 2019
The Office is a terrible show. https://t.co/5FyJVt1WOC— Jarrett (@SeagleJarrett) May 7, 2019
OK this one is just absurd.
Red Delicious is the best apple. https://t.co/ppRAwzS6pE— Human Person (@radiationmouth) May 7, 2019