The Trump senior adviser’s normally bare forehead was host to what appeared to be nothing other than spray-on hair of the type hawked on late-night infomercials in the ’80s as an instant, if extremely temporary and ugly, remedy for hair loss.
— Futuropolist (@futuropolist) December 16, 2018
While most people would agree that criticizing someone for their appearance is wrong, people weren’t roasting Miller for balding, but rather for seemingly covering his head in pencil shavings before coming out to tell America, yet again, why poor, brown people are bad for the country.
Also people really hate Stephen Miller. From the Muslim ban to separating immigrants and their children at the border he’s seen as the evil mastermind behind many of Trump’s most xenophobic policies. The fact that he talks like an angry robot and looks like Goebbels probably doesn’t help.
1. The most common reaction was surprise. People couldn’t believe what they were seeing.
Politics aside, can we talk about Stephen Miller’s spray on hair? ?? pic.twitter.com/hLEcflWzjW
— Charles Forster (@Chazthetic) December 16, 2018
What is even happening here?
Is this a large swath of brown eyeshadow? A piece of felt? The corpse of a small vole? Spray-on hair replacement?
I have so many questions… pic.twitter.com/MkbWJSnm0X
— Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath) December 16, 2018
Stephen Miller is a toxic landfill in human form but just for a moment ignore his words and marvel at the spray-on widow’s peak he’s sporting now. https://t.co/4XbtfPLDI0
— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 16, 2018
Does Stephen Miller know we watch news in HD? The spray on hair is out of control. #cantlookaway
— Arthur Mullen (@3rdarm) December 16, 2018
Logged on to see that everyone’s making fun of Stephen Miller’s spray-on hair? Who cares about that, focus on the awful policies he’s push—oh wait just saw a pic lol what the fuck
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 16, 2018
I’m sorry but I can’t stop staring at Stephen Miller’s spray-on hair. It’s magnificent. https://t.co/yWYwy1o5Zw
— Egg Nogg Sean Kent (@seankent) December 16, 2018
I shouldn’t have to wake up and see Stephen Miller’s new spray-on hair I’m a good person
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) December 16, 2018
8. Some wanted to focus on the issues.
Peel your eyes away from the horror show that is Stephen Miller’s spray painted hair and listen to the hate propagated by the Trump administration. And shame on @FaceTheNation for propagating hate. https://t.co/9tNxpit09G
— Kica Matos (@KicaMatos) December 16, 2018
A) You know things are bad when Stephen Miller comes out of the bullpen.
B) Stephen Miller spray-painted his hair on this morning. https://t.co/DaFde37tn1
— Ron Marz (@ronmarz) December 16, 2018
10. Others insisted that they wouldn’t roast Miller for his hair if they didn’t already hate his guts.
Seriously guys, as Progressives we should not be making fun of Stephen Miller for his spray-on hair, we should be making fun of Stephen Miller for his half-baked Nazi policies AND his spray-on hair pic.twitter.com/CXnNZjMyYo
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) December 16, 2018