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Woman Are Schooling Men About How To Write Female Characters And It’s Beyond Hilarious

If you’re an avid reader, you will have noticed that sometimes you’ll be reading a book and a female character will do or say something that…well, that no woman would ever do or say. And that is because the writer is male, and he just has no idea what he’s talking about.

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In a hilarious Tumblr thread, women started compiling tips for men writing female characters. First and foremost, we’re not nearly as obsessed with our own boobs (usually) as they are.

1. High heeled shoes don’t really work the way men seem to think they do.

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2. And long hair isn’t quite as flowing.

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3. Big boobs are freaking heavy.

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4. Step back from the boobs for a sec, bro.

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5. No one’s hair cascades down when one single bobby pin is pulled.

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6. Women’s nipples are not made of steel.

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7. Wearing a too-small bra isn’t sexy, it’s just weird.

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8. Learn how bras work.

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9. More on those high heels…

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10. Natural boobs change shape.

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11. Google “Spanx.”

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12. And while you’re at it, Google sports bras, too.

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13. Tampons aren’t sexy.

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14. Glasses aren’t cosmetic.

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15. Wine lips are not hot.

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16. Our sweat doesn’t make us glow or sparkle.

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17. Shampooing is not a sensual experience.

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18. Crying is UGLY.

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19. And most importantly: all women are different. Just like men! *Gasp*

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h/t:BuzzFeed