There are so many villains out there that it’s nice to finally have a hero.
The police department in Wichita Falls, Texas received a call bright and early one recent morning complaining that a woman had been tooling around the parking lot of the local Walmart in an electric shopping cart while drinking wine out of a Pringles can.
This devil-may-care behavior had apparently been going on since at least 6:30 AM according to the Times Record:
The woman was reportedly riding on an electric shopping cart more commonly used for people with physical limitations. Officers were also told she was drinking wine from a Pringle’s can.
While her choice of beverage container may have been unorthodox it seems like a victimless crime if it is indeed a crime at all. Nevertheless the local hero was located at a nearby restaurant around 9 AM and informed that she had been banned from the Walmart for her antics.
Honestly this is far from being the worst thing that’s happened at a Walmart.
The internet didn’t see the issue.
And the problem is??? https://t.co/FMkGfsjgxX
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) January 13, 2019
If we don’t want people to drink wine from Pringles cans, maybe they shouldn’t be the perfect size. https://t.co/PotUEJEQPX
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) January 13, 2019
I see nothing wrong with this https://t.co/sN4bRR3wl0
— 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚎 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚓𝚊𝚕 (@jackiecarbajal) January 13, 2019
Where is the crime? 😂 https://t.co/92MnsQJBBK
— G O L D I E. (@goldietaylor) January 13, 2019
In Texas, carrying guns: fine. Wine in a Pringles can: Are you crazy??? https://t.co/gFCMuwM6Vy
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) January 13, 2019
This is badass on so many levels:
-Drinking wine out of a Pringles can
-Riding around on an electric cart
-Permanently Banned from store
Missing from article…BUT WHAT FLAVOR WERE THE PRINGLES?!?!https://t.co/3obOFPiRS2
— 😼Jessica Maybe😼 (@JessicaRoyce101) January 13, 2019
So is there a….Mr. Drinking Wine From a Pringles Can While Riding an Electric Cart Around The Walmart Parking Lot? https://t.co/FeQ3Eo7Sv1
— Scott Wampler™ (@ScottWamplerBMD) January 13, 2019
if this lady turned pringles into wine she is greater than jesus https://t.co/sHk0VHSdQV
— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) January 13, 2019
People identified strongly with the Pringles swigger. Some even claimed to BE her.
Once again I'm being attacked for presenting new ideas https://t.co/9YPJdRBmiL
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) January 13, 2019
I did the same. I was just lucky I wasn't caught. https://t.co/LretWYvOw9
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 13, 2019
Drinking wine out of a Pringles can was fine, but the woman refused to pay Walmart's uncorking fee. https://t.co/RrcLfg5LEc
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) January 13, 2019
Clearly the real villain here is whoever narced on her.
There was no need to get the police involved. I was minding my own business and living my best life. https://t.co/RUxF5PV15z
— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) January 13, 2019
The anonymous woman may have been banned from the Walmart but she has won hearts and minds everywhere.